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Review: ‘Sorority Row’ is Bad Fun

Review: ‘Sorority Row’ is Bad Fun

The inner circle of Theta Pi sisters perpetrate a prank that leaves one of their best friends dead. Instead of going to cops and risking orange jumpsuits for manslaughter, they choose the far superior solution of dumping her body down a convenient mineshaft.

By Dr. Cole Abaius on September 11, 2009 | Comments

10 Stephen King Short Stories That Should Be Films

10 Stephen King Short Stories That Should Be Films

Instead of remaking Children of the Corn, wouldn’t it be cooler to delve deeper into a prolific author’s other work to adapt some of his best short stories?

By Dr. Cole Abaius on September 10, 2009 | Comments

Wood Wants Horror Film ‘The Home’ In Production By End of Year

Wood Wants Horror Film ‘The Home’ In Production By End of Year

I really want to see dolls gnawing on an old woman as she goes insane, so obviously I’m stoked to see Elijah Wood anxious to get cameras rolling on the forthcoming horror flick The Home.

By Dr. Cole Abaius on September 9, 2009 | Comments

Remake Watch: Giving Rebirth to ‘Children of the Corn’

Remake Watch: Giving Rebirth to ‘Children of the Corn’

Apparently most remakes are unimaginative and add nothing new to the story. So says Bob Weinstein while failing to prove how the upcoming Children of the Corn remake will add anything new.

By Dr. Cole Abaius on September 8, 2009 | Comments

‘Bloody Valentine’ Director Might Direct ‘Halloween 3D’

‘Bloody Valentine’ Director Might Direct ‘Halloween 3D’

From the man that brought you gimmicky mining tools flying at your face comes gimmicky kitchen knives stabbed at your face. It might sound lame, but you don’t see the words “Rob Zombie” anywhere near this do you?

By Dr. Cole Abaius on September 8, 2009 | Comments

Reject Radio: Episode 16: Bear Me Away on Your Snow White Wings

Reject Radio: Episode 16: Bear Me Away on Your Snow White Wings

This week, on a very special episode of Reject Radio, we invite Fat Guy Kevin Carr to give his opinion on a truly horrific weekend of bad releases. Also, we talk about the movies that came out.

By Dr. Cole Abaius on August 31, 2009 | Comments

Boiling Point: Hollywood Horror Releasing Still Wrong

Boiling Point: Hollywood Horror Releasing Still Wrong

With all two horror releases this weekend, you’d think it was Halloween. But you should know better, since no horror is ever released when it makes sense.

By Robert Fure on August 31, 2009 | Comments

Old Ass Movies: Know the Horror of ‘I Walked with a Zombie’

Old Ass Movies: Know the Horror of ‘I Walked with a Zombie’

The zombie film you may not know about. Long before Romero, there was Tourneur, a director that mastered the art of suspense and terror without any special effects. Leave your comfortable seat, avoid the theater this weekend, and head for the tropical hell of the Caribbean where the dead that walk the night aren’t nearly as scary as the living.

By Dr. Cole Abaius on August 30, 2009 | Comments

Belay Off: ‘Descent 2′ Trailer Looks Weak

Belay Off: ‘Descent 2′ Trailer Looks Weak

Remember how fresh and scary The Descent was? It looks like the people who made the trailer for The Descent 2 forgot.

By Dr. Cole Abaius on August 28, 2009 | Comments

9 Ways To Survive a Michael Myers Attack

9 Ways To Survive a Michael Myers Attack

If there is one roving menace that still haunts the world in which we live, it is the threat of possible attack from Michael Myers. And now that it seems he can attack at any time of year, it’s even more important for us to stay vigilant.

By FSR Staff on August 27, 2009 | Comments

‘Book of Blood’ Clip Attempts to Sell Us A House

‘Book of Blood’ Clip Attempts to Sell Us A House

In the market for a haunted house? Check out this clip from Book of Blood to sneak a peek at some sweet property that comes complete with a girl in her underwear on the ceiling and a ton of skin-slicing spirits.

By Dr. Cole Abaius on August 26, 2009 | Comments

Watch: The Bloody ‘Sorority Row’ Babes Hit the Showers

Watch: The Bloody ‘Sorority Row’ Babes Hit the Showers

These two new clips from Sorority Row are NSFW. As long as that stands for Now, Some Fine Women. And also stands for Not Safe For Work Due to Exposed Breasts. Or Oh Snap Some Girl Gets A Bottle Shoved Down Her Throat.

By Dr. Cole Abaius on August 25, 2009 | Comments

Coroner’s Report: The Wild Man of the Navidad

Coroner’s Report: The Wild Man of the Navidad

For years, Texan scholars thought Neil Miller was the real Wild Man of the Navidad, but it turns out he is some pelt-wearing man beast. How that is proof its not Neil is beyond me.

By Robert Fure on August 14, 2009 | Comments

Maggie Q to Kick Vampire Ass in ‘Priest’

Maggie Q to Kick Vampire Ass in ‘Priest’

The model who turned into an action star is joining Paul Bettany in the Old West to murder some blood-sucking fiends.

By Dr. Cole Abaius on August 13, 2009 | Comments

The Sexy, Bloody Pajama Party Pics from ‘Sorority Row’

The Sexy, Bloody Pajama Party Pics from ‘Sorority Row’

Either you want to see cute sorority girls prancing around in their underwear or you want to see those bitches get killed. Luckily, the new trailer and pictures for Sorority Row satisfy both needs.

By Dr. Cole Abaius on August 4, 2009 | Comments

Top 5 Films w/ ‘Collector’ Director Marcus Dunstan

Top 5 Films w/ ‘Collector’ Director Marcus Dunstan

Six years ago, Marcus Dunstan was working at Blockbuster Home Video. Within the past four years, he and writing partner Patrick Melton have become major go-to’s in the horror world. On Friday, his directorial debut opened on 1,325 screens. Today, he shares his Top 5 Films with The Rejects. And now, in his own words…

By Guest Author on August 3, 2009 | Comments

7 Reasons to Go See ‘The Collector’

7 Reasons to Go See ‘The Collector’

The little horror film that could hits theaters today, and if the trailer didn’t sell you on it or if you’re wary of any horror that comes out, here are a few solid reasons why you should give The Collector the time of day.

By Dr. Cole Abaius on July 31, 2009 | Comments

Coroner’s Report: The Haunting in Connecticut Unrated

Coroner’s Report: The Haunting in Connecticut Unrated

The Coroner investigates a report of a Haunting in Connecticut in the High-Def world of Blu-ray.

By Robert Fure on July 29, 2009 | Comments

Yimou Zhang Gets the Coen’s ‘Blood Simple’ On His Hands

Yimou Zhang Gets the Coen’s ‘Blood Simple’ On His Hands

Let me get this straight. An Asian director is remaking an American director’s movie? And it’s a revenge film?

By Dr. Cole Abaius on July 29, 2009 | Comments

Kevin Carr’s Weekly Report Card for 07.24.09

Kevin Carr’s Weekly Report Card for 07.24.09

Kevin Carr breaks down the week’s releases, looking at G-Force, The Ugly Truth, and Orphan.

By Kevin Carr on July 24, 2009 | Comments