Welcome back to Junkfood Cinema; official sponsor of the World Cup… of competitive eating. Yes I’m sorry to say you have just stumbled upon the secret to Roger Ebert’s stunning physique. Every week I occupy your time with some of the trashiest, cheesiest, crappiest, or sleaziest (I’m writing a Junkfood Cinema theme song) films from my personal collection. These are not the films you brag about owning, unless you are me, but they still offer some measure of guilty entertainment value.

Mark down another pair of screenwriters on your list of pairs of screenwriters to watch. Mike Finch and Alex Litvak, who were tasked with scripting the upcoming Predators reboot, are moving rapidly toward another high profile project, Masters of the Universe. Yes, that’s the He-Man movie.

Warners is moving forward with Masters of the Universe and John Stevenson at the helm for his first live-action flick.

Right away, we’re told that Grayskull is “Lord of the Rings meets The Matrix and a little Batman Begins thrown in for good measure.” That’s a bold comparison.