Josh Radde gets thrown for a loop by some wayward inter-office correspondence, then quickly realizes that Michael Keaton and Diane Keaton are not the same person. The point is, one of the two are starring in a new movie with Jeff Goldblum and Harrison Ford.

This highfalutin, silly immigration drama from writer-director Wayne Kramer wastes a lot of terrific actors.

Put on your eyepatch and polish your boots, because this week we’re talking Valkyrie and accents. And probably not in the way you’d think.

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull may have been a mixed bag critically but it was dynamite at the box office, bringing in over $800 million dollars. But would Harrison Ford get the whip cracking for a fifth chapter of Indy? Maybe …

Today finds the release of a new trailer for Harrison Ford’s immigration drama, Crossing Over. Per the director, Wayne Kramer, the movie “is a multi-character canvas about immigrants of different nationalities struggling to achieve legal status in Los Angeles.

I did not count Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull among the BD releases that were sure to knock me off of my sofa. And it turns out, I was right and wrong, all at the same time.

They are the badasses of badass. But they are aging quickly–some well, some not so well. And while they should all still be kicking ass and not bothering to take names for twenty plus years to come, it’s getting late in the game to find the up-and-coming actors who can fill their shoes.

And as fans have feared since the release and subsequent box office success of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, an Indiana Jones 5 is gaining momentum.

Alright folks, it is time for another therapy session — time to talk about your feelings. It is time for those of you in the crowd who claim to be fans, geeks and what have you to open up and tell us what you think — or don’t. We’re going to be here either way.

That’s the rumor being bandied about over at CHUD. If it’s true, then James needs an intervention of good counsel. And I’m just the man to give it.

It appears the rumors of Shia LaBeouf taking over as the lead in the Indiana Jones saga were exaggerated. So says George Lucas.

Will Smith’s eight-movie $100-million run is by no means insignificant, but it does not necessarily make him the box office phenom of all time.

Harrison Ford has found the Holy Grail and saved the Universe. In his next film he takes on a deadly disease. Instead of dodging poison darts or kicking terrorists off of Air Force One, the actor plays a researcher who may hold the key to curing a deadly genetic disorder.

AARP eligible or not, Harrison Ford is young at heart and may be returning to the popular Jack Ryan character, if he can hurdle the unlikely obstacle of Paramount Studios.

By the estimation of Russia’s Communist Party, director Steven Spielberg is trying to scare your kids with Communism, pollute their minds and ultimately start up another Cold War. Silly commies…

In honor of Indiana Jones week here at FSR, today’s installment of Foreign Objects will take a look at the best Raiders of the Lost Ark homage/rip-off ever made. Luckily (and not coincidentally) it just so happens to be a foreign film.

Everyone is going nuts for Indiana Jones and it is well on its way to earning huge bucks at the box office this weekend… except me. I wasn’t sold on this trip down memory lane, and here’s my evidence that this just wasn’t an Indiana Jones movie.

Spielberg, Lucas, Ford and the rest of the Indiana Jones crew are back for another round. And while we can never expect this one to live up to the legend that is the original trilogy, we should still be able to find an entertaining summer flick, right?

This appears to be a case where all involved had a blast getting back together for a fourth film after what appeared to be a concluded trilogy, but forgot to make a good movie.

Now that The Movie Style Guy has got you geared up to be the next Indiana Jones, you’re gonna need some accessories that you can’t get at the fedora store. In fact, step one is to avoid being seen at a fedora store. Step two is top secret, but FSR is more than happy to present steps three through eight.