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Turned On, Tuned In: G.I. Joe: The Rise of Titillation

Turned On, Tuned In: G.I. Joe: The Rise of Titillation

Our resident sex columnist is back in the saddle. Woah, not that kind of saddle. And what’s turning her on this week? G. I. Joe. Atta girl!

By Bethany Perryman on August 3, 2009 | Comments

Funny People Earns a Less-Than-Funny $23 Million

Funny People Earns a Less-Than-Funny $23 Million

Well, why don’t we just officially come out and say it, now? “Summer season at the movies has been crap!” Okay, maybe it really hasn’t been that bad, but it sure feels that way to some people.

By John Cairns on August 3, 2009 | Comments

The Ultimate G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra Photo Gallery

The Ultimate G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra Photo Gallery

Paramount Pictures has released the full press kit for next week’s release of G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra. Included in said press kit was 28 high resolution photos from the film and the production.

By Neil Miller on August 1, 2009 | Comments

New G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra Photos

New G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra Photos

Paramount Pictures has provided us with another series of images from their upcoming actioner G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, which include a badass look at a couple of ninjas in the heat of battle.

By Neil Miller on July 10, 2009 | Comments

Video Proof ‘G.I. Joe’ Ruins Cobra Commander

Video Proof ‘G.I. Joe’ Ruins Cobra Commander

If you think I have something positive to say about this abomination known as “The Doctor” I’m going to punch some sense into you.

By Robert Fure on July 7, 2009 | Comments

EXCLUSIVE: Scarlett, The Hottest G.I. Joe Character Poster

EXCLUSIVE: Scarlett, The Hottest G.I. Joe Character Poster

Paramount Pictures has provided Film School Rejects with an exclusive look at the next character poster from G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, featuring Rachel Nichols as Shana ‘Scarlett’ O’Hara.

By Neil Miller on June 26, 2009 | Comments

G.I. Joe: Another Trailer Emerges, Refuses to Fail

G.I. Joe: Another Trailer Emerges, Refuses to Fail

Another new trailer for the Paramount Pictures release G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra has hit the ole interwebs today, courtesy of someone who wanted us to see it before it is available in HD from one of the usual sources.

By Neil Miller on June 20, 2009 | Comments

G.I. Joe: New Extended Trailer, Several New Posters

G.I. Joe: New Extended Trailer, Several New Posters

A new extended TV trailer and several new character posters have begun to emerge today for Paramount’s G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra. And I stand by my assessment that this film could very well turn out to be fun.

By Neil Miller on June 17, 2009 | Comments

‘G.I Joe’ Director Re-Hired In An Attempt To Destroy the Franchise?

‘G.I Joe’ Director Re-Hired In An Attempt To Destroy the Franchise?

In an astonishing turn of events, the ice cream truck just drove by and they had Tutti Frutti! They NEVER have Tutti Frutti! Oh, and apparently that G. I. Joe story isn’t true. Or is. It’s really tough to tell anymore.

By Rob Hunter on June 11, 2009 | Comments

New ‘G.I. Joe’ Clip is Fashion Over Function

New ‘G.I. Joe’ Clip is Fashion Over Function

MTV has debuted a brand new 45-second clip from Paramount’s G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra this week in anticipation of tonight’s MTV Movie Awards, where an extended clip will be shown alongside clips from Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Twilight: New Moon and others.

By Neil Miller on May 31, 2009 | Comments

New ‘G.I. Joe’ Poster Runs Hot and Cold

New ‘G.I. Joe’ Poster Runs Hot and Cold

The folks at Empire have unleashed the first international poster for Paramount’s upcoming toy line adaptation G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, and to say the least it is certainly a tale of two colors.

By Neil Miller on May 27, 2009 | Comments

New G.I. Joe Trailer Mixes Goofy with Way Cool

New G.I. Joe Trailer Mixes Goofy with Way Cool

I’m still all over the place when it comes to the upcoming big kid action movie G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra. Of course, this new trailer isn’t helping me lean one way or another.

By Neil Miller on May 1, 2009 | Comments

The 17 Must See Movies of Summer 2009

The 17 Must See Movies of Summer 2009

As you know, summer movie season doesn’t officially start until we say it does. And we can’t say that it is on until we’ve run down the must see movies in one of our world famous lists. So come on in people, lets get it on.

By FSR Staff on April 28, 2009 | Comments

Full G.I. Joe Superbowl Spot Obviously Not Made by 8-Year Olds

Full G.I. Joe Superbowl Spot Obviously Not Made by 8-Year Olds

Just days after we questioned whether or not Stephen Sommers had been replaced by a class of 3rd graders in the director’s chair for G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, and mere hours after we saw the first 10-second glimpse of the movie, our friends at Coming Soon come knocking with the full 30-second Superbowl teaser. And all signs are currently pointing toward: “Hey wait, this looks kinda fun.”

By Neil Miller on January 31, 2009 | Comments

Don’t Blink: A 10-Second G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra Teaser

Don’t Blink: A 10-Second G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra Teaser

Last night Entertainment Tonight aired a 10-second clip from the G.I. Joe: The Rise of the Cobra commercial that will run this weekend during the Superbowl, and of course it has made its way online.

By Neil Miller on January 31, 2009 | Comments

New G.I. Joe Character Photos: The Epic Failure Continues

New G.I. Joe Character Photos: The Epic Failure Continues

Just when you thought it couldn’t get worse for the production of Stephen Sommers’ G.I. Joe movie… this happens. For all of you who still think that hope is not lost, prepare to let it slip away…

By Neil Miller on January 30, 2009 | Comments

New ‘G.I. Joe’ Posters Continue To Push Mediocrity

New ‘G.I. Joe’ Posters Continue To Push Mediocrity

The more I see and hear about the upcoming live-action G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra movie the more I think it’s actually an unofficial sequel to the 1982 classic Megaforce.

By Rob Hunter on January 27, 2009 | Comments

Update: Brendan Fraser Not Gung-Ho for GI Joe?

Update: Brendan Fraser Not Gung-Ho for GI Joe?

We recently got some fresh word from Brendan Fraser on just what exactly he’ll be doing in Stephen Sommers’ upcoming GI Joe flick.

By Robert Fure on January 9, 2009 | Comments

First Look at G.I. Joe’s M.A.R.S. Troopers

First Look at G.I. Joe’s M.A.R.S. Troopers

The folks over at HissTank.com have posted a first look at the M.A.R.S. Troopers in director Stephen Sommers’ G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra. These masked troops are said to operate with ’supreme skill and extreme force.’

By Neil Miller on January 2, 2009 | Comments

G.I. Joe Trailer Firing Blanks?

G.I. Joe Trailer Firing Blanks?

Someone got a look at an early GI Joe teaser. Is it “Yo, Joe!” or “Hell no!” You probably already know the answer, but read the article anyway!

By Robert Fure on December 23, 2008 | Comments