The Coroner puts on his parka for this icy, bug-infested Blu-ray. Err, sorry, “vertebrate” infested Blu-ray.

We get our Holidays crossed and spend Christmas in October with a bunch of Hellish kids you’ll want to see roasting over an open fire.

When you’re not getting your pants scared off this Halloween, how about you dance them off? Or just watch this cool movie.

The Coroner chimes in with a detailed review of Jack Ketchum’s Offspring, a surprisingly violent film that hit the child-violence spot, but may not entertain all.

When The Substitute is in, does the Coroner play hooky or raise his hand for some sweet matronly attention?

Still playing the catch up, the Coroner quickly cuts through Trackman from Ghosthouse Underground.