This week, Fat Guy Kevin Carr grades four new films: Get Him to the Greek, Splice, Marmaduke and Killers.

There’s only one way for this Marmaduke trailer to be any more unbearable than it already is — if it ended with “in IMAX 3D.” Aside from wondering why it is we continue to subject America’s impressionable youth to such low-brow humor and less-than-impressive CGI work, I’m also curious to know what the appeal of such a property is.

And the hits just keep on a-comin’. Word from Jay A. Hernandez over at Heat Vision is that Ocean’s Eleven producer Jerry Weintraub is looking to bring back the fastest mouse in Mexico. Yes, Speedy Gonzalez might be the next in the long line of cartoon favorites to make their way to the big screen. He would join the likes of Alvin and the Chipmunks, Yogi Bear and even Marmaduke.

The real stars of this film are the dogs. The humans were lackluster in comparison. But the reality is that you can’t beat talking dogs on the cuteness meter.