Fans of Fantastic Fest (which should include all human beings and several species of extra-terrestrials) always look forward to the wanton violence and downright weird imagery on display during the festival. On the eve of Comic-Con, in a truly wise marketing move, the freaky folks at Fantastic Fest released their first fireball toward the castle of our minds. That fireball consists of 13 films that look like a collective 24 hours of awesome. Cannes favorite Rubber and martial arts follow-up Ip Man 2 are just the tip of the iceberg.

When your title cards suck its our first hint that your whole movie blows.

With reviews of Watchmen seemingly divided between on-line reviewers and print journalists, Robert “Rage” Fure sets his sights on reviews with an agenda and those who would deceive their audience.