Friends, Romans, Countrymen, there is a rare opportunity in this life to do the right thing. Whether it’s sheltering those kittens that were going to be euthanized or volunteering to be the one to tell that co-worker about their offensive body odor, the call to greatness doesn’t come around just every day. And when it does, you have to be ready for it.

A school principle explores his dark side, a young girl seeks to lose her virginity, a group of children plan a macabre tribute to the town’s scariest myth, a hermit sits bitterly in his home, and a couple debate the merits of the rules of Halloween. How are these stories connected? Are they connected? Who the hell is that creepy little bastard in the burlap sack?

I thought I’d compile a list of life ruining films. In other words, films that have ruined lives in the same way that World of Warcraft has.

Everyone knows a geek or two. Heck, we’ve got more than a few on staff. But did you know that there are 56 different kinds of geeks?

A long-time reader of the site pointed me in the direction of a company Mimoco that produces designer USB flash drives, and their new line is something that can only be described as being “From a Galaxy far, far away.”