Jason has died a couple of times, but we’re talking about the first, errr, second or third, time he died. The time he was supposed to stay dead.

There’s a long, illustrious history of movies that feature characters on quests for vengeance. Here are what we believe to be the ten most notable.

So your film made $30 million this weekend, who gives a crap? Not this guy.

Well, you might say that we’re all “Fired Up” about this weekend’s movies at The Reject Report. Uh, no. Actually, this looks to be a down week, with only two major wide releases served up by the folks from MAXIM and, ahem, Tyler Perry.

Jason Voorhees found about 13 victims he didn’t like and killed them. Fans of the franchise found about $42 million things to like. Robert Fure found 10 things he embraced and 5 he was willing to slash.

Not only was Friday the 13th a hit, it was a big hit. $42 million smackeroos for Jason Voorhees and the rest of them. What’s more, this whole weekend is going to set a President’s Day weekend record!

Shawn and Gus are approached by Jason Cunningham, a childhood camp-mate who is planning on re-opening Camp Tikihama, where they spend their summers as kids.

Check out three frightening members of the filmmaking community who were actually born on Friday the 13th.

We all know that the only thing that Jason Voorhees hates more than teenagers having sex in his woods… is drunken teenagers having sex in his woods. So, be safe and do your drinking in a movie theater with the new Friday the 13th film.

Kevin Carr reviews the movies the studios didn’t allow him to see early this week: Friday the 13th, Confessions of a Shopaholic and The International.

When I was tasked with picking an “old school” Friday the 13th clip, I immediately became torn – what was old school? I believe that I’ve succeeded in finding the right clip.

It’s the moment you’ve been waiting for all week. It’s Friday the 13th and instead of making the worst decision of your life and going camping, head out to theaters for some Grade A slasher excitement.

Kevin makes fun of Neil for his fear of scary movies, and Neil makes fun of Kevin for his acceptance of movies about shopaholics. The Fat Guys also announce the winners of the 2009 GAG Awards and wish all their listeners a Happy Valentine’s Day.

We’ll admit to getting a little obsessive from time to time, but Robert Fure has taken it to a new level. Using only clues from the first three films he tracks down a likely candidate for a real Crystal Lake. Is he insane or onto something? You might be surprised.

We have a special “Bad Timing” edition of the report to bring you and its all because of the release of the movie Confessions of a Shopaholic, which rolls out in theaters the very same week that we get big bailout news out of Washington. What timing, eh?

We went into Friday the 13th expecting to see some blood splatter, some horny teenagers and multiple machete attacks. On top of that, we learned a thing or two.

Before you catch a midnight showing of the awesome and exciting Friday the 13th reboot, read up on the cast and crew and their adventure in bringing Jason Voorhees back to the big screen.

Jason keeps on slashing and we keep on truckin’. Next up, the third installment of the franchise from 1982.

We’ve been talking a lot about slashers and the fun we have watching them. But is there more to the blood soaked hack ‘em ups? Robert Fure makes the case for the Slasher as Artistic expression.

Jason Voorhees is being rebooted this Friday, but his first appearance as a menacing madman was in 1981′s Friday the 13th Part 2.