Currently Browsing: "Friday the 13th"

The subject of nudity is still taboo to this day. Why? Not sure. We’re born naked, we enjoy being naked, and if you’ve planned it right, you die naked. Naked naked naked.

Jason Voorhees is back for the last time as he meets his match in Corey Feldman! Ok, so he doesn’t stay dead, obviously, but A for effort and B for Boobs.

This week I am pleased to bring you the most epic Blu-ray report in the history of my musings about the format. As you may have noted, I’ve taken the past two weeks off and have missed quite a few titles. So I’m playing catch up.

Rob Hunter loves movies. He also loves betting on the ponies. These two joys come together in the form of cash money payments that he receives every week and immediately uses to buy more DVDs.

Jason Voorhees may or may not see snow in the sequel that may or may not hit theaters on August 13th, 2010. I may or may not care.

Should special features once prevalent on DVD’s be relegated solely to Blu-ray releases going forward? If Warner Home Video has their way that just may be the case.

Jason has died a couple of times, but we’re talking about the first, errr, second or third, time he died. The time he was supposed to stay dead.

There’s a long, illustrious history of movies that feature characters on quests for vengeance. Here are what we believe to be the ten most notable.

So your film made $30 million this weekend, who gives a crap? Not this guy.

Well, you might say that we’re all “Fired Up” about this weekend’s movies at The Reject Report. Uh, no. Actually, this looks to be a down week, with only two major wide releases served up by the folks from MAXIM and, ahem, Tyler Perry.

Jason Voorhees found about 13 victims he didn’t like and killed them. Fans of the franchise found about $42 million things to like. Robert Fure found 10 things he embraced and 5 he was willing to slash.

Not only was Friday the 13th a hit, it was a big hit. $42 million smackeroos for Jason Voorhees and the rest of them. What’s more, this whole weekend is going to set a President’s Day weekend record!

Shawn and Gus are approached by Jason Cunningham, a childhood camp-mate who is planning on re-opening Camp Tikihama, where they spend their summers as kids.

Check out three frightening members of the filmmaking community who were actually born on Friday the 13th.

We all know that the only thing that Jason Voorhees hates more than teenagers having sex in his woods… is drunken teenagers having sex in his woods. So, be safe and do your drinking in a movie theater with the new Friday the 13th film.

Kevin Carr reviews the movies the studios didn’t allow him to see early this week: Friday the 13th, Confessions of a Shopaholic and The International.

When I was tasked with picking an “old school” Friday the 13th clip, I immediately became torn – what was old school? I believe that I’ve succeeded in finding the right clip.

It’s the moment you’ve been waiting for all week. It’s Friday the 13th and instead of making the worst decision of your life and going camping, head out to theaters for some Grade A slasher excitement.

Kevin makes fun of Neil for his fear of scary movies, and Neil makes fun of Kevin for his acceptance of movies about shopaholics. The Fat Guys also announce the winners of the 2009 GAG Awards and wish all their listeners a Happy Valentine’s Day.

We’ll admit to getting a little obsessive from time to time, but Robert Fure has taken it to a new level. Using only clues from the first three films he tracks down a likely candidate for a real Crystal Lake. Is he insane or onto something? You might be surprised.