Ricky Gervais is still chubby but now is animated, J.J. Abrams discusses lens flares, Elizabeth Banks hits on Zac Efron, The Goonies, Michael Bay’s penis size. This is your very special humpday Early Edition!

Gather ’round my friends for the Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen updates that never end. Well, at least until about a month after the film comes out, that is.

Back in 2006, fans were disappointed to hear that Michael Bay wasn’t bringing Frank Welker in to voice Megatron for his Transformers movie. And now it appears as if Mr. Bay is ready for Welker’s appearance in the sequel, but in a slightly different capacity.