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Rejoice: Singer Wants Back Into Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters

Rejoice: Singer Wants Back Into Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters

Could it be? Could Bryan Singer really be talking to Fox about the possibility of returning to the franchise he made popular? Get your hopes up, nerds.

By Dr. Cole Abaius on October 12, 2009 | Comments

Reject Radio: Episode 17: Keep Your Name

Reject Radio: Episode 17: Keep Your Name

This week on a very special episode of Reject Radio, Kevin Carr attempts to continually steer the discussion toward why his addiction to animated pornography is not a social problem, but I get us back on track and talking about horrible, terrible films like clockwork. Plus, chopped and screwed music!

By Dr. Cole Abaius on September 7, 2009 | Comments

Because You Asked For It: ‘Big Momma’s House 3′

Because You Asked For It: ‘Big Momma’s House 3′

What happens when Fox demands a sequel to a sequel most critics and the general movie-going public felt was unnecessary? Does Fox owe Martin Lawrence a favor? Are we just shooting for mediocrity now?

By Dr. Cole Abaius on September 3, 2009 | Comments

Fox Rebooting Fantastic Four: Do You Care?

Fox Rebooting Fantastic Four: Do You Care?

Isn’t the news that Fox is rebooting The Fantastic Four a little like hearing that the annoying married couple with the bratty, moronic kid is planning on having another baby?

By Dr. Cole Abaius on August 31, 2009 | Comments

Recession Forces Hugh Jackman to Become ‘Avon Man’

Recession Forces Hugh Jackman to Become ‘Avon Man’

The all-singing, all-dancing, all-smiling musical lover will have his masculinity challenged when he’s forced to sell Avon products in the upcoming Avon Man.

By Dr. Cole Abaius on July 16, 2009 | Comments

‘Moneyball’ Is Officially Out Before It Got to First

‘Moneyball’ Is Officially Out Before It Got to First

After some disagreements on the script, and no other takers, Sony has officially killed the project, and Brad Pitt is looking for something else to do.

By David Baxter on July 1, 2009 | Comments

‘Hitman 2′ Recruits Young Writer

‘Hitman 2′ Recruits Young Writer

In other news: Fox is working on a Hitman sequel. No word yet on who will have to go bald for it.

By Dr. Cole Abaius on June 25, 2009 | Comments

Major Studios Might Merge Within the Year

Major Studios Might Merge Within the Year

Paramount especially might be moving toward consolidation in the coming year according to at least one financial analyst.

By Dr. Cole Abaius on June 15, 2009 | Comments

New ‘Futurama’ Will Replace Popular ‘Everybody Loves Hypnotoad’ on Fox

New ‘Futurama’ Will Replace Popular ‘Everybody Loves Hypnotoad’ on Fox

Since fans voted with their wallets and continued watching episodes on Comedy Central, Fox has decided to resurrect “Futurama” from cancellation hell.

By Dr. Cole Abaius on June 10, 2009 | Comments

Tom Cruise Gets Picky About Next Project to the Tune of Millions

Tom Cruise Gets Picky About Next Project to the Tune of Millions

Tom Cruise is still a major property. He’s so sought after that studios are shilling out millions to handcraft the perfect next project for the star.

By Dr. Cole Abaius on April 22, 2009 | Comments

TV Review: Sit Down, Shut Up – Pilot

TV Review: Sit Down, Shut Up – Pilot

In the series premier of Sit Down, Shut Up, the latest addition to Fox’s Sunday night “Animation Domination” line-up, the dimwitted and largely demented faculty of Knob Haven High School, discover a bottle of what they believe to be steroids in a student’s locker.

By Amber Humphrey on April 20, 2009 | Comments

Fox Believes that ‘Father Knows Best’

Fox Believes that ‘Father Knows Best’

The iconic television show will find new life after 50 years of lying dormant. Instead of leaving it to beaver, Fox has decided that father knows best. Get it? Me neither.

By Dr. Cole Abaius on April 16, 2009 | Comments

Boiling Point: We Interrupt Your Regularly Scheduled Broadcast

Boiling Point: We Interrupt Your Regularly Scheduled Broadcast

What happened to airing an entire season of TV as, you know, an entire, sequential season?

By Robert Fure on April 6, 2009 | Comments

From Development Hell: A Brief Look at Watchmen’s Long Journey to the Screen

From Development Hell: A Brief Look at Watchmen’s Long Journey to the Screen

In 1986, “Watchmen” was published as a limited series comic book. Twenty-three years later, it’s finally being released as a film. Here’s a look at what it took to get here.

By Dr. Cole Abaius on March 3, 2009 | Comments

Jane Austen Meets Aliens In ‘Pride and Predator’

Jane Austen Meets Aliens In ‘Pride and Predator’

An alien bent on human destruction is headed for the town next year in the upcoming movie, Pride and Predator.

By Rob Hunter on February 17, 2009 | Comments

Cinema Sleuth: Fox and the Case of the Outraged Fans

Cinema Sleuth: Fox and the Case of the Outraged Fans

A lot of movie fans hate Fox. There’s no question of that. We even know why. Now the question is whether or not that hatred is justified. Cinema Sleuth is on the case!

By Dr. Cole Abaius on January 22, 2009 | Comments

Discuss: Are ‘Wolverine’ Reshoots a Bad Thing?

Discuss: Are ‘Wolverine’ Reshoots a Bad Thing?

X-Men Origins: Wolverine is set for some serious reshoots, but there might be reason to look on the bright side for once. Or not. I’ll let you decide.

By Dr. Cole Abaius on January 16, 2009 | Comments

Watchmen Settlement Details

Watchmen Settlement Details

It’s over. Now here’s the fall out. Warners loses big on the money front. Fox still looks like a bunch of assholes. Anyone surprised?

By Dr. Cole Abaius on January 16, 2009 | Comments

Fox Moves Forward with ‘Cowboy Bebop’ and Reeves

Fox Moves Forward with ‘Cowboy Bebop’ and Reeves

Celebrate! Cowboy Bebop will finally be on the big screen! Oh, wait, Fox is doing it. Brace yourselves for the awful. And they’ve decided to cast who?

By Dr. Cole Abaius on January 16, 2009 | Comments

Watchmen Watch: Fox and Warners Settle

Watchmen Watch: Fox and Warners Settle

Fox is getting a ton of money, but we have yet to know exactly how well the company will cash in on the decision to pass on the project. The bottom line: Watchmen comes out on time. Just as expected.

By Dr. Cole Abaius on January 15, 2009 | Comments