This week, Fat Guy Kevin Carr horses around this week with the legendary racehorse from the 1970s, hoping he too can go home with Diane Lane. After racing out to see Secretariat, he wonders if Katherine Heigl and Josh Duhamel would be anything more than a pretty couple. Then he gets down on his knees and prays: “Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If I should die before I wake, I beg you skip My Soul to Take.”.

As the year winds down to a close and with award season is already underway, everyone is looking back on all the fine performances in cinema over 2009. But to truly recall all the great performances, we have to slag through some pretty awful ones.

Kevin Carr takes a look at this week’s movie releases, including Where the Wild Things Are, Law Abiding Citizen and The Stepfather.

Neil and Kevin go Where the Wild Things Are and take a look at Law Abiding Citizen and The Stepfather.

This guy has the right idea. When your family disappoints you, clean the slate and move on.

The trailer for The Stepfather puts all its cards on the table and hopes Amber Heard in a bikini is enough to draw you in. It is.

In the season finale, there are tears, tantrums, discoveries and even vampires. Teddy’s revealed to be a big ol’ pathological liar with a whole other life down in sin city, a life which may have ended in murder.

Christian finds his replacement for the practice who turns out to have one very strange special interest. Liz fights to live out her dream wedding, despite Mama Cruz’s constant digs at her life and past choices. Meanwhile, Allegra Calderello, aka “Pussy Lips”, returns to McNamara/Troy seeking a physical remodel at the request of her dying husband.

Sean’s journey of chemically induced discovery leads him to realise that while he can’t completely let go of his cautious nature, there is a midway point between his approach and Teddy’s. Christian receives bad news, prompting an emotional plea and an unexpected request.

The newest addition to McNamara/Troy proves herself quite the troublemaker and even brings out the nastier side of Sean, who is struggling with the idea of his own life story being filmed as an Aidan Stone feature.

Christian regains his mojo after his reconstructive surgery, breaking Liz’s heart & causing her to abandon her life in Los Angeles.

Sean learns Julia is planning to move to New York. A familiar evil face reworks history to torment the living, before disappearing in a cloud. Meanwhile, Liz questions her sexuality after her night with Christian.

Christian struggles through breast cancer with Liz at his side, and Sean’s secret is finally revealed.

Colleen’s attack on Sean leaves him with long term injuries, not to mention psychological scars. Liz’s decision to get a breast reduction results in Christian requiring a mastectomy.

“Just Add Water” follows Ray Tuckby (Dylan Walsh of Nip/Tuck) as his life falls apart and he’s reborn from the ashes in this off-beat indie comedy.