Our coverage of the Afterdark Horrorfest Volume III kicks off with a trip to the farm in Slaughter. Anyone else cravin’ bacon?

As if you’ve already gotten your fill of horror this month – by getting dumped on Valentine’s Day alone – we’ve got an awesome chance for you to win a copy of the fantastic Midnight Meat Train on DVD that happens to be signed by Clive Barker.

Is S. Darko really the sequel no one asked for? If it is, no one will be excited when April 28th rolls around.

Get excited for a totally pimped out slasher getting ready to cut his way onto DVD from Anchor Bay Home Entertainment.

We had a chance to talk to the director and co-star of Death Race to give them a shot at selling us on more explosions.

As a veteran of the retail sales industry I know just how ridiculous things can get on Black Friday. And in order to spread some of that insight around, I thought I would drop some retail knowledge on you.

Before Watchmen and 300, Hollywood superstar Zack Snyder sunk his teeth into remaking George A. Romero’s “Dawn of the Dead” and showed the industry what he was made of.

Just because you don’t like blood, guts, and boobs, doesn’t mean you have to skip out on 31 Days of Horror. Take a gander at “Monster Squad” for a fun family film.

Stick out your hitchhiking thumb and catch a ride with The Driver as he stops by this second installment of Rest Stop.

The Coroner breaks his tuxedo out of storage and puts on his blood corsage for “Prom Night.” Was it a smash or spiked punch bowl of lame? Only one way to find out…

Ben Stiller is thinking ahead to the DVD release of “Tropic Thunder” a week before its theatrical release. Premature or tantalizing clues to the increasing awesomeness of this film?

“Tooth and Nail” brings our examination of the After Dark Horrorfest 2007 DVD releases to a close. Do we end on a high note or the brown note?

Snyder and company are bringing the animated The Black Freighter to DVD less than a week after Watchmen hits theaters.

Indiana Jones isn’t just back in the theaters, but he’s returned to the DVD shelves as well. Is Paramount’s new Indiana Jones: The Adventure Collection worth picking up, or is it a shameless double dip? Find out inside.

Netflix is going to start charging you more if you rent Blu-ray discs. Is that fair? HELL NO sayeth the Film School Rejects. You can raise my Blu-ray prices over my cold, dead HD-DVD player.

Phuket, Thailand! The pop-culture phenomenon comes in a two-disc special edition that aches your belly with laughter and warms your heart.

If you were one of the un-lucky people to say “Nah, I’ll wait for DVD”, you know that you were dealt the misfortune of two DVD releases and no special treats.

In a futuristic dystopia, Duncan MacLeod (Adrian Paul) and his fellow immortals go in search of The Source, a mythic entity they’re being guided to by Duncan’s wife Anna (Thekla Reuten). Standing in their way is The Guardian (Christian Solimeno), a former immortal who is doomed to ensure others never reach The Source.

Part One: Gary is upside down. After a handle of booze and a sizable crack rock, Gary (Ryan Reynolds) lands his car upside down the old fashioned way and ends up under house arrest with a cheery publicist named Margaret (Melissa McCarthy). He’s hoping a romance with his mysterious neighbor Sarah (Hope Davis) will cure his boredom. Gavin (Ryan Reynolds) is desperate to see his pilot television series get picked up by the network. He’s written it specifically for friend Melissa McCarthy (Melissa McCarthy), but when executive Susan (Hope Davis) tells him that Melissa can’t star, he’s forced to choose between a friend and his passion. Gabriel (Ryan Reynolds) is enjoying the countryside with his wife Mary (Melissa McCarthy) and his daughter Noelle (Elle Fanning). When their car breaks down, he meets a jogger named Sierra (Hope Davis) who inexplicably wants to steal him away from his family. If you’re confused, you’re right where screenwriter/director John August wants you. Part Two: The Nines is all of these stories – interlocking their themes and meanings as each plot plays out. Each character is the same person, played by the same actor, but living different lives that bump into one another. In an effort to be more confusing, it’s also fundamentally a science fiction film. But The Nines isn’t convoluted or difficult without a purpose, and that purpose is entertaining to the core. The brilliant story, told in three parts by veteran scribe John August in his first spin with the director’s [Due to Content Scraping and Theft, we have been forced to try abbreviated feeds. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause and woud very much appreciate you clicking through to view the full article on FilmSchoolRejects.com]

Ding dong, HD-DVD is dead. But who really lost? We think that maybe it’s the consumer…