Every day, come rain or shine or internet tubes breaking, Film School Rejects showcases a trailer from the past. Today’s trailer features a raging drunk that’s not played by Russell Brand. That doesn’t really narrow it down, I know, but it’s no surprise what movie this is for. The original, the prelude to the worst sequel ever, the height of Dudley Moore‘s work. Check out the trailer for yourself:

The actual line from Arthur is “Perhaps you would like me to come in there and wash your dick for you, you little shit.” It’s funny because it’s spoken to Dudley Moore by Sir John Gielgud. But Helen Mirren saying it to Russell Brand in a remake? That’s just all kinds of wrong and sexy.

Bo Derek’s a fifty-two year old, conservative Republican now, but there was a time when she was the very epitome of celluloid sexiness.

Curiously, Santa Claus: The Movie is one of those Christmas movies that, unless you were a child in the 80s, or had a child in the 80s, you completely missed out on.