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While Jet Li plays a respectable monk, Jackie Chan is a drunk in the film. But he has such awesome moves, it makes you wonder if you can be as good at martial arts if you were drunk. Now’s your chance… at least to find out if you can watch martial arts while drunk.

If Turistas wasn’t enough, more spring breakers are in peril south of the border with The Ruins. This time, a group of college kids head out to visit some dangerous Mayan ruins in Mexico. And what Mexican vacation wouldn’t be complete without a bottle of tequila at your side.

What better way to enjoy all this UK action served up in Doomsday is with a pint of Guinness, or maybe straight rum.

Don’t disrupt the families when you play, and it’s probably not a good idea to do this game at a 1 p.m. show on Saturday.

Please, I beg of you. If you dare see this movie, take a case or two of beer with you. Smuggle it under your coat or something. It’s the only way to enjoy yourself.

I’ll bet that you wish you had sexually compromising pictures of Princess Margaret. But if you don’t, at least you can watch a movie about people trying to steal them.

Please drink responsibly, and don’t go around kidnapping hot chicks just because you think they’re in trouble.

Sit back and enjoy a few rounds of drinks with Charlie Bartlett. After all, Robert Downey Jr. does.

Please drink responsibly, and don’t freak out if Idi Amin is videotaping an international summit.

Please drink responsibly, and don’t go into Burma without John Rambo at your side.

Throughout the year, our own Kevin Carr has been dedicated to one thing: drunkenness. Here is to a year’s worth of drinking games!

What better way to watch Aliens beat the shit out of a Predator than falling-down drunk?

Enjoy this game, and quite possibly this grim musical could become a comedy.

Here’s a chance to turn this Bruckheimer action flick into a party. Toast our presidents, and I suggest knocking back a few Sam Adams to honor the country.

To help make things bearable in the slow parts, knock back a few. The film, like anything out there, can be improved with a little help.

Knock a few back with us while watching The Golden Compass, and you just might want to take on the Catholic church all by yourself when you’re done.

If you’re going to dare to see Awake, give it a shot. But don’t go unassisted. Bring your liquid friend along for the ride.

Whether you’re trapped in a store with monsters outside, or trapped in a theater with 300 of your closest friends watching a horror flick, what better way to make things more fun than have a few drinks?

It’s not a complicated movie, so this isn’t a complicated game.

One way to make things more tolerable is to knock back a few while watching the movie. Who knows… maybe after a few beers, Robert Redford’s sermons might make more sense.

If you’re going to suffer through Fred Claus, take our advice and tie one on as tight as a Christmas bow. You might just emerge with your sanity.

While we can’t suggest that you buy a dime bag of Denzel’s Blue Magic heroin, we can suggest that you knock back a few bottles of good ol’ brew with this film.

Yes, it’s another week of torture porn in the movie theaters. We’ll see if the Saw franchise can do better than the Hostel or Hills Have Eyes franchises did earlier in the year. But just because some people like to watch torture and murder doesn’t mean everyone’s cool with it.

Well, it’s Halloween, and there are scant few horror films in the theaters. However, films like Things We Lost in the Fire and The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford are scarier than anything else on the screen because they’re bore you to death. We can’t help you with boredom from Oscar bait, but we can help ease the pain from Alaskan vampires.