In a world with nothing much of interest happening (apparently), the internet got all aflutter when it was announced that James Bond would drink a Heineken in Skyfall. People everywhere were freaking the hell out while “news” outlets capitalized on the fact that they have no integrity by plastering misleading headlines everywhere. Just like this one: James Bond Will Swig a Heineken Instead of a Martini. That’s from Time Magazine’s online presence. People used to respect Time Magazine. I say used to assuming that there’s only so much bullshit one can suffer before you stop respecting something. Granted, this is “only” the on-line face of Time Magazine, but hey, it’s a slippery slope, right? Here’s what we know: Heineken has secured a product placement deal with Skyfall. In one scene, James Bond will drink a Heineken. I’m not sure how that translates into “Bond will no longer drink martinis and will instead only drink Heineken beer forever and ever.” I mean, unless you don’t give a shit about accurately reporting stories. Then you might as well headline “Skyfall to feature Heineken Advertising Everywhere and Bond Hates Vodka and Drinks Beer and Also He Might Be Gay Now.” Because why not? Granted – exaggeration. But so is saying Bond is drinking beer instead of martinis.

Robert Fure gets teased by the tale of violence on MTV, then lashes out when he’s denied his blood lust.

Resident Rage-aholic has a few too many and starts ranting about alcohol and its consumers on the screen, both big and small.

The Movie Style Guy returns with, what else, more ways for you to get drunk the way celebrities do!

Time to get HULK SMASHED with these “Incredible Hulk” drink recipes.

The Movie Style Guy goes back to his bar-tending roots with these two “Sex and the City” inspired cocktails.

Forget Sarah Marshall, or any other girl (or guy) with these Hawaiian themed drinks and a special tasty treat!

Well the remake of Prom Night is on the way, so I figured it would be fun for everyone to relive it. Maybe make it a party? I know I write a lot about parties and drinking, but then again, I am your Hollywood-based Movie Style Guy.

This week, the Movie Style Guy delivers three cocktails to match three movies in wide release this weekend. Bottoms up.