What is Movie News After Dark? It’s a movie news column set to the spectacle of a John Williams score. We begin tonight with the latest in scientific discovery. NASA and SETI have discovered a planet that has two stars. Their first thought? Name it “Tatooine.” We approve, but we can’t help but think this is a giant marketing campaign for the new Star Wars Blu-ray release. We’ll know when nude pics of the planet show up online.

For some reason I have to write the word ‘Bilbo’ a ton in this post, and it feels slightly gross. Luckily, I don’t have to write “Ryan Reynolds Cast as Bilbo Baggins,” so that’s a relief.

This isn’t news. It’s not even a rumor. It’s just a speculation created by putting two and two together. And today, 2 + 2 = David Tennant is Dr. Who in the feature film.

Despite the fact that I’m not nerdy in anyway, I’m digging the news of a Dr. Who feature film. And the idea of a late night Settlers of Catan tourney! Who’s bringing the lemonade?!