Currently Browsing: "Die Hard"

On the 16th anniversary of the first public screening of Clerks, we get personal with the man, the myth, the lunchbox as he rips his heart off his sleeve and slams it down on the table.

Robert Fure gets all hopped on too much free-running in films and vaults over a street and back flips into a puddle of rage.

Most of us were going to balance the ups and downs of the McCain/Palin team and the Obama/Biden team. Well not so fast kids, what about the dynamic duo making waves on the independent ticket as we speak? Don’t know who I’m talking about? None other than presidential hopeful John McClane and his running mate Hans Gruber.

Forget the Zohan! With the Zohan, the worst thing that can happen is you’ll get squeezed between his unnaturally hard butt cheeks. With these other characters, you risk death… or worse.

Now Denzel Washington brings us the latest in a long line of imitative films, Die Hard, but on a Subway!

When Special Editions aren’t so special, Robert Fure boils over.