Welcome back to Junkfood Cinema; what you crave. Every week, inexplicably, I revisit Planet Schlock and return to Earth with a few nuggets of awful from the planet surface. I then batter them in unchecked adoration and self-loathing and deep fry them in snark.

I don’t know how to make this story not sound at least a little dirty, despite the fact that it’s all about a damn kids movie.

I’ve been a recent convert to shows such as BSG and Lost, mostly thanks to our readers’ suggestions. But there are a few shows that I have been with since the beginning. And this is one of them.