An Mmm-Mmm-Teresa-Palmer Contest! Win ‘Take Me Home Tonight’ On DVD
Features By Rob Hunter on July 19, 2011 | Comments (18)Who doesn’t love cinema from the 80s? Aside from Cole Abaius I mean. The decade is a movie genre unto itself and filled with films that could have only been made in that very specific time. More than just about any other decade films from the 80s are instantly recognizable by their attitudes, wardrobes, and degree of female nudity. Luckily for those of us you who weren’t alive in the 80s Hollywood occasionally returns to the scene of the crime and makes a film that hopes to recapture that poppy magic. The most recent example is the ensemble comedy Take Me Home Tonight starring Topher Grace, Dan Fogler, Anna Faris (in a rare non-ditzy role), and the lovely Teresa Palmer. (Demetri Martin also steals every scene he’s in.) Take Me Home Tonight hit shelves today, and we’ve got three brand new DVDs to give away! How can you win? Simple… there were thousands of movies produced during the 1980s, but not all of them are perfect representatives of their time-frame. Tell us in the comment section below which 80s film is the most iconic of the decade and why. As always the contest is open to US residents only ages 18 and up. Be sure to leave an email address associated with your comment is correct as that’s how we’ll notify the winner. Contest ends July 25th! Good luck! The official synopsis and trailer are below.
Kevin Carr’s Weekly Report Card: March 11, 2011
Features By Kevin Carr on March 11, 2011 | Comments (1)This week, Fat Guy Kevin Carr finds himself behind enemy lines in Los Angeles. At first, he thought he was the victim of an alien invasion, but then he realized he was just in South Central wearing the wrong colors. Fortunately, Aaron Eckhart came to his rescue. This gave him a chance to put on a red cloak and skip through the woods, searching for Amanda Seyfried. He then capped off the week sneaking on a NASA flight to Mars wearing only boxer shorts, a T-shirt and a space helmet. He plans to return soon because that kind of makeshift space suit worked for the folks in Mars Needs Moms. Don’t wait up, though.
Mars Needs Moms is an awesome display of computer animation molded to a standard Disney story template. The soppy moralizing about families and the sanctity of the mother-son bond would be far more difficult to take were it not in the service of some awe-inspiring 3-D work that offers a richly textured, luxuriously detailed vision of life on Mars. I’m no great fan of the artificial incorporation of the third dimension, but Disney’s animators have used here it to produce a veritable theme park ride rendition of a Mars featuring enormous ships, complex technological apparatuses and cavernous loading docks given a sleek, space-age sheen. Director Simon Wells’ stylistic vision might best be described as steam-punk mixed with Kubrick, far more complex and immersive than anything this side of Pixar.
Kevin Carr’s Weekly Report Card: March 4, 2011
Features By Kevin Carr on March 5, 2011 | Be the First To CommentThis week, Fat Guy Kevin Carr gets an added dose of tiger’s blood and Adonis DNA to make it through all the movie-watching he endures. He bats about .500 in his screenings, really liking some but struggling through others. After a visit to the wild west of Rango, he finds his fate adjusted by a mysterious fleet of men with stylish hats. Then, he realizes how ugly Number Four really is before staying out all night, drinking with Topher Grace and Teresa Palmer… who looks a lot like Number Six.
After an entire decade of nonstop irony during the 90s I felt like I was already done with snarky references to 80s pop culture. Then once VH1 systematically mined the decade, year by year, for every possible comment and quip that an army of B list comedians could come up with for I Love the 80s, I was certain that the book on the subject had been closed. At least until last year when we got the mediocre Hot Tub Time Machine, which went for every cheap 80s joke in the book, and suddenly the door was once again open to make fun of the decade of excess. I dreaded watching Take Me Home Tonight. I could not watch all of the same jokes regurgitated, yet again. How happy was I then, when this didn’t turn out to be that sort of movie at all? Super happy. Take Me Home Tonight has less in common with comedies like the aforementioned hot tub movie or something like Sandler’s The Wedding Singer and more in common with movies about young people from another decade like American Graffiti or Dazed and Confused. It bathes itself in an 80s aesthetic, but it doesn’t ever shine a spotlight on the trends and tropes in order to exploit them for laughs. This isn’t so much a comedy about the 80s as it is a comedy set in the 80s. The trailers really do it no favors, so don’t walk into it with a bad attitude like [Due to Content Scraping and Theft, we have been forced to try abbreviated feeds. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause and woud very much appreciate you clicking through to view the full article on FilmSchoolRejects.com]
Disney Trailer Wants You To Donate Your Mom to Mars
Movie News By Cole Abaius on December 2, 2010 | Comments (1)For authenticity, arrange for someone to rudely call you at dinner time to read this entry and play the trailer for you over the phone. Apparently, the planet Mars needs your mother, and for only the price of a cup of coffee a day, you could be winning back karma points for that hobo you killed in that hit and run last year. The premise of Mars Needs Moms (along with its title) is pretty ridiculous. Martians are coming to Earth in secret to grab women who have taken advantage of their fecundity in order to raise the unruly children of Mars. One young kid (voiced by Seth Green) who doesn’t appreciate his mother, goes on a galactic quest to get her back. I imagine he’ll learn a few lessons along the way about broccoli. Despite the corny (and broccoli-y) nature of it all, the trailer showcases some astounding CGI visuals (the shots of Dan Fogler’s character alone are uncanny). Plus, it looks genuinely funny. It’s got all the standard elements including the adorable robotic dog sidekick that vomits up metal scrap, but a lot of the humor seems to work, and it seems covered in heartwarming goo. So, how much are you willing to donate?[Apple]
Dan Fogler’s Hysterical Psycho Trailer Has No Time for Sanity
Movie News By Neil Miller on April 20, 2009 | Comments (10)The trailer for Dan Fogler’s first film Hysterical Psycho is admittedly wild and crazy and all sorts of seizure inducing psychosis, but it also appears to be a lot of fun.
Watch This: Dan Fogler’s Sam Kinison Screen Test
Behind the Scenes By Neil Miller on April 1, 2009 | Comments (12)Back in November of ’08 we reported that Dan Fogler (Balls of Fury) had signed on to play the late Sam Kinison in an upcoming biopic, and now it appears as if the first screen test of Fogler in the role has made its way onto the web.
Kevin Carr reviews the movies the studios didn’t allow him to see early this week: Tyler Perry’s Madea Goes to Jail, Fired Up and Fanboys.
Fat Guys at the Movies Ep. 104 – F.U. Spells Fatten Up!
Features By Kevin Carr on February 20, 2009 | Comments (2)Kevin waxes poetic about how awesome it is to watch cheerleader movies while both of them complain about how they never get to see Tyler Perry movies in advance. Also, Kevin promises drastic consequences if WALL-E doesn’t win Best Animated Film.
Watch This: Video Evidence That ‘Fanboys’ Really Did Premiere
Movie News By Neil Miller on February 12, 2009 | Comments (2)Fanboys finally came out last week, right? No really, it is now playing. We have video evidence that it had its official premiere, courtesy of the lovely folks at Gen Art.
Stop the Presses: Fanboys Hits Theaters Today!
Movie News By Paul Sileo on February 6, 2009 | Comments (14)There is no need to adjust your monitor, wonder if you swallowed too many of Grandpa’s happy pills, or even be afraid that you have somehow entered into a Finnegan’s Wake-like world where up is down, left is right, and James Joyce is actually relevant. That’s right-Kyle Newman’s Fanboys has actually seen the light of limited release.
‘Fanboys’ Commemorates Release, Kristen Bell Flashes Us
Movie News By Rob Hunter on January 19, 2009 | Comments (28)After waiting years for the release, Fanboys will finally see the dim light of the theater. That’s enough to make Kristen Bell Go Wild.
Dan Fogler Signs on to Star in Sam Kinison Biopic
In Development By Neil Miller on November 18, 2008 | Be the First To CommentVariety is reporting today that actor Dan Fogler has signed on to play comedian Sam Kinison in the HBO production Brother Sam, a biopic of the comedian’s life and career.
New Fanboys Trailer Likely to Be Too Little, Too Late
First Look By Neil Miller on November 4, 2008 | Comments (26)I am beginning to get the feeling that most people have lost interest in the movement to save Fanboys. That said, here’s a new trailer. Enjoy.
Are You Kidding Me?! Fanboys Release to Be Postponed Again?
Movie News By Michelle Graham on January 15, 2008 | Comments (30)Rumors are now swirling that Fanboys could once again be getting re-cut and re-shot. Just when we thought we might get to see it…
Giveaway: Balls of Fury on HD-DVD! With Paddles!
Free Stuff By Neil Miller on December 18, 2007 | Comments (54)
Talking Points: Are You Still Excited for ‘Fanboys’?
Opinions By Neil Miller on December 1, 2007 | Comments (8)The Weinstein Co. provided us with 3 new photos from Fanboys this week, the long anticipated film homage to geeks. It has us wondering, are all of you still excited about this flick?
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