There’s a new brand of historical fiction emerging that fictionalizes what we’ve just seen in our 24-hour news cycle. The Green Zone stumbles in the genre’s early baby steps.

Now after you’re done pretending to do the Crossword puzzle to impress that cute brunette on your morning metro ride, you won’t be able to turn your attention to what you really care about in newspapers – what time the movies are starting.

Either that, or they might star together in a film where a married couple lose a young child. But would you seriously check out a headline like that?