If you missed our conversation from yesterday, that trailer description went over your head. But what we’re talking about is corporations making movies. Not just being sponsors, no, we’re talking about big wigs writing, directing, and producing movies.

While we’re waiting for our two-hour Chevy commercial that is Transformers 2, let’s play our favorite Hollywood game—the “What if” game! Let’s ask ourselves “If corporations could make movies, what would be their plots?”