This weekend, our beloved managing editor Dr. Cole Abaius is taking one giant leap that many of us Rejects have never taken before: he’s getting married. You may have intuited that something was going on, seeing as he’s been absent from the site all week long. This is part of his limited allowance of vacation days being spent in preparation for the big day (he has to get his hair just right.) So as we send him off away from the world of bachelorhood and into the world of captivity, we thought it might be nice to congratulate him the only way we know how — with a list. It’s led us here, to a list of places he should not take his lovely bride-to-be on their honeymoon. Not just because we need him to get back to work as soon as possible, but because some honeymoon spots can only end in disaster. So congratulations Cole on your big day. Enjoy yourself, and remember to make her call you Rob on your wedding night. Now on to our list of places that you probably shouldn’t take her for your honeymoon…

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