The following alternate endings to the film Cloverfield, which are included on the DVD release due out tomorrow, are absolutely worthless. The rest of the DVD, however, is golden.

Despite the various technological limitations that might have negatively impacted my first run with Clover, the friendly monster that absolutely impales Manhattan, I cannot say that this DVD is anything less than a must-have.

That crazy, still somewhat mysterious Cloverfield monster is on the verge of attacking the fine denizens of New York once again, this time on DVD. And considering the fact that so many of you saw it when it made its theatrical run, it is safe to assume that you are interested in checking it out again.

This is not as exciting as it would have been a month ago, but either way…

Paramount executives aren’t stupid, and their little film was in the green one day after it released.

“People will want to see this.”

“One fast-moving, roller coaster of a movie.”

In plastic, at least. Hasbro Toys has announced that they’ll be making a whopping 14″ version of the Cloverfield beastie which will go on sale on September 30th of this year.

We feel obligated to ask…

Cloverfield director Matt Reeves talks to us… Seriously. All we want to know is if he can introduce us to the monster…

Save yourselves the time of digging through message boards this evening — we know whats up!

Well, the first highly anticipated film of 2008 is out, and everyone wants to know whether it lives up to the hype. The answer… sort of.

How could you not possibly love the fact that J.J. Abrams wanted to make America’s very own monster movie?

All the hype and now all the positive reviews… But the question still remains: will you see it?

Wow.

Here you go, folks — a real look at the Cloverfield monster. Or at least, something close enough.

In 5 days, Cloverfield will be upon us. Are you ready for it? Check out this new TV spot to help intensify your excitement.

At some point the buzz will die down, I’m sure — but for now, we are all wrapped up in the wicked viral experience that is Paramount’s upcoming monster thriller.