Every day, come rain or shine or internet tubes breaking, Film School Rejects showcases a trailer from the past. If you love horror, you love this movie. Or you hate it. Tastes are so fickle these days. Still, if you know it, you remember the deft dialogue from Clive Barker as well as the creature design that looked like a shrunken mummy head got covered in raspberry jam. Watch out, Ireland! It’s…that…it’s that thing! Think you know what it is? Check the trailer out for yourself:

It’s Halloween time (close enough, jerk bags!) so I’m turning the Coroner’s Report into a horror column! Wait what? Exactly. This is always a horror column, because that kind of thing is my bag, baby. But now it’s also part of the 31 Days of Horror and in honor of that, I’m jumping into the way back machine and traveling to 1987 to bring you an in-depth look at Clive Barker’s Hellraiser. This dark, gothic horror film follows Larry, his daughter Kirsty, and his second wife Julia as they move into a house previously occupied by the bad boy brother Frank. Written for the page and the screen by Clive Barker, who also directed, Hellraiser gave birth to one of the iconic characters of the genre: Pinhead. He’s what’s known as a Cenobite, an interdimensional traveler who bills himself as an angel to some, a demon to others. If your religion is all about hooks tearing your body apart, he’s an angel. If that’s your idea of hell, well… The crux of the story is Frank, who has escaped from the Cenobite Hell and seeks Julia’s help in returning to form. To do this, there will have to be murders and sacrifices. Duh.

Our resident horror guru dismisses your anti-remake rhetoric and finds 10 titles that should be remade – and we guarantee you haven’t heard of all of them.

This adaptation of a short story by Clive Barker contains a compelling concept that deserved better treatment.

In the market for a haunted house? Check out this clip from Book of Blood to sneak a peek at some sweet property that comes complete with a girl in her underwear on the ceiling and a ton of skin-slicing spirits.

Clive Barker has teased a Nightbreed director’s cut for years now, but always ended by saying the footage is lost… well it seems someone has finally found it. Now they just need a reason to release it…

As if you’ve already gotten your fill of horror this month – by getting dumped on Valentine’s Day alone – we’ve got an awesome chance for you to win a copy of the fantastic Midnight Meat Train on DVD that happens to be signed by Clive Barker.

Aaron Boone is a troubled young man who may or may not be responsible for a series of brutal murders…

Rage-aholic Robert Fure demands answers as to why seemingly awesome flicks are sentenced to “limited release” hell.

That’s the first and last railroad related pun you’ll find in this report. Unfortunately, we offer no such promises regarding puns involving gay porn.

Just when you thought countless piss-poor sequels had diluted the Hellraiser franchise to a horchata-like potency, Clive Barker himself has wicked-good news.