In a way, it’s sort of sad to see the director of Ali G Indahouse and The Big White (that frozen corpse comedy) make a romantic comedy that’s so by the book they might as well have looped print pages through the projector. Anna Faris plays a woman scared to death of having sex with one more man because, gasp, a poll shows that 96% of women who sleep with 20+ people end up as old spinsters. But she wants true love! So let’s all play a game. See how many cliches you can spot while watching the trailer for What’s Your Number?:

Robert Fure knows you’ve come to this site just to read this column. Who told him? You did. Just now.

Cliche after cliche is piled on top of what looks like dreck aimed at 9-year olds. Time for The Rock to take the checks and face the facts.

With new plot details emerging, it looks like the filmmakers behind the Karate Kid remake are changing up their story by infusing it with cliches. Out with the old, in with the old.

Jessica Biel playing a stripper may be the only interesting thing about this flick. Judge for yourself from the trailer, but you might just want to wait for Mr. Skin screencaps.