We wish a Happy Birthday to the one, the only, the mover of the Earth, Chuck Norris, who turns 70 today.

Today is the 70th anniversary of a great day in our history, as you should very well know by now. If you don’t, I believe one of Chuck Norris’ beard hairs is going to impregnate your mother as penance for forgetting his birthday. On this day in 1940, Chuck Norris was born in Ryan, Oklahoma. And in honor of this great man’s date of birth, I’m using Movies We Love to celebrate one of my favorite tour de Chucks — Sidekicks.

It’s been over 3 years since we’ve last been able to rejoice about the next film project for action/comic extraordinaire Stephen Chow, and he’s now making his way into Hollywood with his new writing/directing/acting effort based on a film from Hollywood legend Bruce Lee.

Whether or not you live here in Central Texas is irrelevant, because I think we can all agree that you should be hitting up the Mondo Tees website and checking out the new line of “Badass Cinema” shirts designed by Mark Todd.

Rejoice! A Missing in Action remake is coming!

Total suck and total awesome in one package. Now all we need is Chuck Norris to make an appearance, and we’ll be golden.

Ever wanted a shirt that just screams badassery from the rooftops?

The multi hyphenated Swede is still kicking… ass, that is.

They may be over the hill, but that doesn’t mean they still wouldn’t have us running and hiding.

I enjoy it when celebrities can make fun of themselves. However, this film will not be able to survive if Van Damme and Seagal don’t portray themselves.