A swift kick in the pants is all you need to get your midnight juices flowing, that’s an ideal that I’ve always held to be true. If you don’t have anyone to kick you, you can always simply read Movie News After Dark. It will either get you pumped up and ready for that late-night fast food run or put you to sleep, or both simultaneously. How did he do it, you may wonder after wrapping your car around a telephone poll while stuffing your face with an extra large gordita. Run for the border my friends, it’s time for movie news…

As if it wasn’t bad enough that writer Chris Sparling was the catalyst for a movie that will make you (a) never want to travel to Iraq and (b) never want to be anywhere near a wooden box, now he thinks it’s okay to make you weary of your money machine.

How much does it cost to purchase Ryan Reynolds in a coffin? Apparently somewhere between three and four million dollars.

Make no mistake, you can make a movie about one character inside a box interesting for 94 minutes.