This article could be about anything – but it’s only about one thing. You’ll have to read on to find out what doesn’t belong in your mouth.

On September 25th, the much-beloved Ong Bak 2 arrived on VOD, Amazon and XBOX Live. And to celebrate, we’re hooking you up with a chance to relive some of your favorite Muy Thai movies with a Tony Jaa refresher course.

As a retarded martial arts expert strikes out on his own, he ardently adheres to his mother’s credo: fighting is bad and should only be a last resort for the sake of self-defense. But when his new-found girl gets kidnapped by human trafficking syndicate, his oath to her is tested.

Pinkaew continues his ravaging of the martial arts world with another flick starring Jija Yanin. This time, she seems to even have all her mental faculties in order!

An autistic girl born from two rival gang families discovers she’s got a knack for muay thai fighting. How the hell could we resist something like that?

Get ready for flying fruit, knives, and fat kids… there’s a ton of ass-kicking coming out of Thailand.