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Fantastic Fest Review: Under the Mountain

Fantastic Fest Review: Under the Mountain

Twins! Psychic powers! Sam Neill! Alien neighbors! Gingers! How will they put them all together into one film?

By Rob Hunter on October 27, 2009 | Comments

Fantastic Fest Review: A Town Called Panic

Fantastic Fest Review: A Town Called Panic

Indian and Cowboy are in trouble – they’ve forgotten to get a gift for their roommate Horse on his birthday, but when they order bricks online to build a barbecue, they accidentally end up with 50 million of them delivered to their house. Meanwhile, Horse is trying to win the favor of the beautiful music teacher Ms. Longree, and Farmer Steven just wants to eat his toast and fix his tractor.

By Dr. Cole Abaius on September 25, 2009 | Comments

New ‘Christmas Carol’ Trailer is Old

New ‘Christmas Carol’ Trailer is Old

I would bet my life that I’ve seen this full trailer for A Christmas Carol before, but apparently its brand new. Either I’m psychic or I’ve gone insane. As a test, I’ll need you to choose a number between 1 and 100. Was it 43?

By Dr. Cole Abaius on September 13, 2009 | Comments

Paramount Wants to Know The Secret of ‘NIMH’

Paramount Wants to Know The Secret of ‘NIMH’

Neil Burger is being tapped to write the script to bring the rats of NIMH and Mrs. Frisby back to the big screen.

By Dr. Cole Abaius on July 28, 2009 | Comments

Shouting Match: Is ‘Toy Story’ Overrated?

Shouting Match: Is ‘Toy Story’ Overrated?

Two Reject heavyweights go head to head on whether or not Pixar’s first is really worth all the hype it gets. Actually, they just argue like an old married couple about whether Toy Story is amazing or not and lob ad hominem attacks against that sweet, innocent, devilishly handsome Cole Abaius character.

By FSR Staff on May 30, 2009 | Comments