This trailer might not work out so well for all of those Rupert Grint fansites around the web, populated by millions of howling teenage girls who love their Ron Weasley for the pure, innocent soul that he is.

Listen here, Muggles, little Ron Weasley isn’t about to be pushed around any longer. In fact, he cares not that Harry Potter himself, Daniel Radcliffe, let it all hang out in the Broadway show “Equus.” He is going to kick things up a notch — he’s takin’ it to the streets.