To mark the release of Saw 3D, the first film in the franchise to be presented in three dimensions, we’ve decided to give away a prize pack that’s also in three dimensions. The prize pack in question includes: (1) Soundtrack/Digital Download Card (1) T-shirt (1) Final Theatrical Poster (5) Lollipops (no kidding) (2) Bracelets (the opposite of Livestrong) (1) video game All you have to do, dear reader, is come up with a caption for the photo below. Be creative, and we’ll pick a winner at random from our favorites. Also, feel free to chain yourself to a rusty, feces-covered bathtub while you ponder your answer.

With both Topher Grace and Ashton Kutcher leaving the series in season eight, there have been some major cast changes. Here’s the new cast photo. Who are these people? Let us know who the new guys on “That 70s Show” pictured above and how they fit into the picture. Oh, and try to explain why Mila Kunis is grabbing the hermaphroditic Neil Miller.

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie have never seen chaps like these before…

We promised to hook you up with copies of The Girls Next Door Season 3. And we will, if you can “wow” us with your captioning skills…

Thanks to a wonderous process known as “Simpsonization” and a few free DVDs from the folks at Fox, we’ve got another dandy of a contest for you!

How would you like a FREE copy of ’24′ Season 6 on DVD? All you have to do is add a caption to the debut of Fat Guys at the Movies hosts Kevin Carr and Neil Miller.