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Javier Bardem Will ‘Eat, Pray, Love’ Julia Roberts Javier Bardem is toning down his characters’ bowl cuts and desperate need for threesomes for what sounds like How Stella Got Her Groove Back: White Girl Edition. By Dr. Cole Abaius on June 8, 2009 | Comments |
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Zombies Attack Mr. Darcy, Hollywood Studios Go Nuts Now this is my kind of literary classic. One that involves zombies. By Paige MacGregor on February 10, 2009 | Comments |
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We’re Just Not That Into This New Trailer The forthcoming He’s Just Not That Into You boasts a strong, varied cast and finally answers the burning, itching, slightly rashy question of how to turn a How To book into a movie. By Dr. Cole Abaius on May 28, 2008 | Comments |
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Steve Buscemi and Michael Cera are Revolting! The prospect of Michael Cera playing a gawky, sex-crazed fourteen year old who destroys a family vacation all in the name of trading in his V-Card and tasting that sweet, sweet nectar of maturity for the first time either sounds too perfect or too obvious. By Dr. Cole Abaius on May 21, 2008 | Comments |
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In Which an Adult Male Reads Twilight… Our resident intellectual Cole Abaius recently volunteered to take on the reading of Stephenie Meyer’s “Twilight” a book (and soon to be film) that is causing quite a stir on the internet. He offers up his thoughts, plus ten tips for guys who are interested in taking the plunge into “Twilight” as well. By Dr. Cole Abaius on May 12, 2008 | Comments |