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Obsessed could have been called Bitch, That’s My Man! and it would have made just as much money, maybe even more.

Kevin Carr reviews this week’s new movies: The Soloist, Earth and Obsessed.

Neil leads a protest against the studios by refusing to see any of the movies out this week. Kevin suffers through The Soloist while he takes his kids to work (i.e., gets them out of school to see a movie) on Take Your Child to Work Day.

So here we are in the official Hollywood hangover week. Hugh Jackman was praised for doing less than anyone else had in the past. We have only two non-reviewed movies releasing this weekend. And Tyler Perry in a fat suit is box office gold.

If there is one thing that I can say that will prepare you for the trailer below, which is for the upcoming Beyonce-driven drama Obsessed, it is that Ali Larter is one hot white woman.

Kevin and Neil drive a Cadillac through the War Zone and take some shots at David Frost and Richard Nixon. They continue with their proselytizing for the cause of Fatguyenatics and the Church of Fatguyentology, in which they canonize their first patron saint.

Beyoncé is throwing her name in the arena for the Wonder Woman movie. Luckily, today is Monday which means I’ve got dibs on going insane over this before Kevin can proclaim WTF?

Need a reason to cry yourself to sleep tonight? Check out these two ridiculous Wonder Woman-related rumors, they should be more than enough.