Our good friend Kent Nichols, one of the fine gentlemen responsible for the phenomenon known as Ask a Ninja, is a decision maker. He makes decisions all of the time. And this week, he decided that the world needed to revisit the world of The Blind Side, just in time for next year’s Oscar season to start heating up.

“This is like the Saving Private Ryan for ninjas!”

The always witty and lethal Ninja from AskaNinja karate-chopped his way onto the press line at the MTV VMAs this past weekend, where he caught up with a few of film’s up and coming talents, along with someone named “Fatman Scoop.”

Universal Pictures announced last night that they have signed on Pirates of the Caribbean director Gore Verbinski to direct and produce the video game to screen adaptation of Bioshock.

The weekend is here. That means it’s time to sit back, relax and enjoy the Best of the Rejects.

You would think that we would send our ninja spies out to get concept art and script pages from Transformers 2 or something, but no, we send them after the holy grail, never-before-seen footage from an upcoming episode of Ask a Ninja.

More shenanigans from the streets of Austin!

The “Ask a Ninja” guys will bring people-eating tomatoes back on screen.