There’s is no explanation for the atrociously bad X-Men: First Class posters that his the internet with a vengeance yesterday. Why Professor X’s head is popping out of his own blacked-out silhouette’s crotch is beyond comprehension. So we won’t even try. What we will try is a contest where you, dear reader, make a better version of the poster. Up for grabs is a prize that I’m thinking about keeping for myself: a 1999 Lithographic recreation of the first “X-Men” issue cover drawn by the insanely talented Alex Ross (which you can see below). How do you enter? Like this:

Last week The Incredible Hulk smashed his way into homes with the release of Planet Hulk on DVD and Blu-ray. To celebrate the event, we have an offer that would even make the big green guy smile, maybe. We have two (2) posters illustrated by the amazing artist Alex Ross. Ross illustrated the box art for the DVD and Blu-ray, and he was nice enough to autograph both of these prints for you, our loyal readers. Seriously though, check out the movie, it is all kinds of awesome. Here is how to grab yourself one of these.

Many dedicated convention goers will attend Comic-Con 2008 simply for the merch booths. Come on. Why leave the holiest of tombs without any loot?