I should have known it was coming on Sunday, when a perfectly attractive young lady who was sitting next to me on a Sundance Film Festival shuttle loudly huffed to a pal sitting behind us, “I haven’t even kissed anyone in a year! I just need to make out with someone tonight. Anyone!” Her sentiments were matched by just about everyone else on Day 5 of the Sundance Film Festival, as I witnessed high school dance-style bump and grind dancing at a swank party at the Grey Goose Lounge, a drunk man on Main St. screaming at a cab driver that he knew that the cab driver won’t pick him because he wanted to have sex with him (surely, sir, it could have nothing to do with the fact that you’re drunk and screaming in the middle of Main St. at two in the morning), and another taxi passenger asking random strangers if they had hookers or blow. Everyone at Sundance has gone mad and sex-obsessed and insane. Me? I was just tired.

Today’s Afternoon Delight is brought to you by the hit Showtime series Californication’s resident slice of heaven/piece of jailbait, Madeline Zima.

Today’s Afternoon Delight is brought to you by Amy Smart and her bare-skinned moments in the thriller Mirrors.

Today’s Afternoon Delight is brought to you by How to Lose Friends and Alienate People, which hits theaters this Friday.

There is one good thing about the new Knight Rider TV show on NBC, and oddly enough she’s today’s Afternoon Delight.

Today’s Afternoon Delight is courtesy of actress Amber Heard. You may remember her as Seth Rogen’s 18-year old high school girlfriend from Pineapple Express.

Today’s Afternoon Delight comes to us courtesy of the newly crowned “Hottest Star on TV,” Gossip Girl’s Leighton Meester. It also includes two surprise guests…

Today’s Afternoon Delight comes courtesy of the chauvinist ways of Michael Bay. Thanks to his “make them hot” mentality, we were delivered Megan Fox’s titillating performance in 2007′s Transformers.

No, she’s not one of those “Olsens.” Though we are pretty sure that if she were in a room with Mary-Kate and Ashley, she would either (a) drink them under the table or (b) kick their asses.

Today’s Afternoon Delight is Gossip Girl star Blake Lively. While I’m not too happy with the direction of the Dan and Serena storyline in Gossip Girl’s second season so far, I am a fan of Ms. Lively in her summer attire…

Today’s afternoon delight is brought to you by a Russian stripper named Nikita who does the slow-grind to the riffs of Joe Perry.

A little birdie dropped this little video in my inbox earlier this afternoon, and as a man I feel it necessary to pass it along.