Why Studios Have to Overload Movies with Stars
Features By Cole Abaius on June 25, 2010 | Comments (4)Last night, my fiancee and I were walking into a screening of Grown Ups when we were bombarded by what might be the largest advertising lobby cutout we’ve ever seen. It was for The Expendables, and it’s awe-inspiring with slightly-larger-than-life cardboard version of Stallone, Li, Statham, Rourke, Willis, Lundgren, and Austin. Seven big men all towering over and silently inviting us to come see them kick ass.
Coach Buzzer (Blake Clark), an influential Junior High Basketball coach, has died. His championship team of 1978 gets together for the first time in a long time to reconnect and celebrate the life of a great man at the same lake house where they celebrated victory 30 years before. Lenny Feder (Adam Sandler) is an important Hollywood agent whose wife Roxanne (Salma Hayek Pinault) is a clothing designer. Eric Lamonsoff (Kevin James) is a furniture store manager with a wife (Maria Bello) who still breast feeds their 4-year old son. Kurt McKenzie (Chris Rock) is a house husband who loves cooking shows and getting generally shit on by his wife Deanne (Maya Rudolph). Marcus Higgins (David Spade) is still single and still obsessed with sex. Rob Hilliard (Rob Schneider) is a new age mess who’s married to a woman twice his age named Gloria (Joyce Van Patten).
Kevin and Neil meet up again in the Magical Studio in the Sky to talk about their lackluster thoughts on this week’s new movies… and boobs. They also contemplate why movies aren’t making as much money this summer and what are the best sandwiches they have ever had.
How They Got Here: A Career Timeline of The ‘Grown Ups’
Cinematic Listology By Cole Abaius on June 24, 2010 | Comments (2)I find myself shaking my head and wondering how the titans of my youth (and Kevin James) could end up here. I have to assume that, in some small or large degree, they’re asking themselves the same question. Sandler got his start making funny noises, Rock was a cultural icon with a lot of funny things to say about racial relations, Schneider annoyed everyone by the copy machine, and Spade annoyed everyone while they got off a plane, but all of these men created phrases that were repeated ad nauseam around the water cooler. Kevin James has always based his comedy around being large (like a non-threatening Chris Farley), so his trajectory to this point seems less confusing, but for the others, it’s almost like seeing the neutering of sharp comedic minds come to fruition. And they’re all doing it in one convenient movie.
Adam Sandler Wants to Destroy the World with ‘Pixels’
Movie News By Neil Miller on May 13, 2010 | Comments (1)In early April, we wrote about a very cool short film called Pixels, a cool NES-style sci-fi thriller. Today, we have news that it might become a feature film. Adam Sandler is involved. We’re not sure how to feel about that.
Grown Ups Trailer: Sandler, Rock, Spade Go Back to the Well
Movie News By Neil Miller on November 12, 2009 | Comments (3)As is the case with most stock studio comedies, it takes more than just big names to make a comedy worth watching. Except for the fact that your trailer should also be funny. Which this is not.
Certified Strange: Adam Sandler is Both ‘Jack and Jill’
Movie News By Neil Miller on October 28, 2009 | Comments (2)Adam Sandler has signed on to the Columbia Pictures production of Jack and Jill, a romantic comedy that is a retelling of sorts of the classic tale of two kids that went up the hill — and that’s not what’s interesting about it.
Culture Warrior: Not-so-Funny People
Culture Warrior By Landon Palmer on August 3, 2009 | Comments (2)Don’t let the obvious title fool you–Landon actually enjoyed Judd Apatow’s latest, and this week’s Culture Warrior explores the virtues of an unfunny movie about funny people.
Kevin Carr’s Weekly Report Card for 07.31.09
Features By Kevin Carr on July 31, 2009 | Be the First To CommentKevin Carr breaks down the week’s releases, looking at Funny People, Aliens in the Attic, and The Collector.
Our man on the scene Kevin Kelly reports in with his Funny People junket report, including interviews with Judd Apatow, Adam Sandler, Seth Rogen and more.
Fat Guys at the Movies Ep. 125 – Fatty People
Features By Kevin Carr on July 31, 2009 | Comments (5)Kevin and Neil reunite in the Magical Studio in the Sky after Neil’s stint at the big house (or rather the little house; it was Pahrump, Nevada after all). They contemplate how funny Funny People is and whether anyone knows that Aliens in the Attic is coming out.
Deeper than most comedies, funnier than most dramas, and Judd Apatow’s most mature film. Gird your loins Rejects, as Funny People has arrived. Come inside to see what we think about it.
Funny People Trailer: Barely Red Band, But Still Funny
Movie News By Neil Miller on July 8, 2009 | Comments (6)Universal Pictures has released a full-length red band trailer for Judd Apatow’s upcoming comedy Funny People today, which fails to feel very red band, but does deliver some laughs.
Funny People: Get Ready to Laugh Your Dick Off
Movie News By David Baxter on July 2, 2009 | Comments (16)Judd Apatow’s, Adam Sandler starring, Funny People is nearing release, and as such, the online presence is stepping up. In this case we have a website.
‘The Zookeeper’ Talks To Animals, Cher And Stallone Answer Back
Casting Couch By Rob Hunter on June 23, 2009 | Comments (2)Kevin James turns to captive animals for relationship advice. Expect dates filled with poo flinging, leg humping, and awkward sex. (Robert Fure will most likely identify.)
Funny People: Adam Sandler as a Man-Baby is Hilarious
Movie News By Neil Miller on June 17, 2009 | Comments (10)
Christina Ricci Plays Innocent to Adam Sandler’s Porn ‘Star’
Casting Couch By Cole Abaius on April 6, 2009 | Comments (10)Get your mind out of the gutter. Ricci will be playing a girl who is totally not a porn star in Born to be a Star which starts filming at the end of April.
Biggest Comedic Talent of 1994 to Appear in Film Together
In Development By Cole Abaius on February 11, 2009 | Comments (12)Adam Sandler. Chris Rock. Kevin James. Rob Schneider. David Spade. After not making a movie for fourteen years, these comedy kings are back and joining forces for the first time.
Adam Sandler Going Super for ‘Green Hornet’?
Movie News By Josh Radde on January 29, 2009 | Comments (8)The Los Angeles Times website has a blog entitled Everyday Hero, which tracks “handpicked headliens from across the fanboy universe.” And despite the fact that this writer apparently doesn’t know how to spell “headlines,” he stumbles across some useful tidbits worth sharing.
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