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Two girls vacationing in Germany are kidnapped by a mad scientist who wants to sew them together ass to mouth to a Japanese guy to create a human centipede connected by a common digestive tract.

I could have gone ahead and claimed that this trailer looked ridiculously awesome, but that seemed like hyperbole. And that’s just not how we roll.

Apparently teenagers are so panicked in this brave new world of technology, that a senior in high school needs help from herself as a freshman to find her joy for life again. If that sounds convoluted, it probably should.