Currently Browsing: "10000 BC"

Brian Gibson loves to buy DVDs. Come with him on his weekly journey into the depths of credit card debt as he tells you what to buy, rent and avoid.

10,000 B.C. is an arid wasteland; a visual ostentation that falls far short of impression and a derivative, vacuously written, cliched-riddled mess that has little to do with accurate history or anything remotely original or interesting.

To quote Howard Beale, moviegoers are mad as hell and they aren’t going to take it anymore.

On principle, I really should have liked 10,000 BC more.

Do you want to see prehistoric monsters kick the shit out of cavemen on screen? Do you want to see this stuff while you’re drunk?

This week brings us a wide range of releases and a wide range of predictions…

This film is old-fashioned epic storytelling, complete with a narrator (the legendary Omar Sharif) and all the trappings that come along with magical realism.

Your ‘A day in the life of 10,000 B.C.‘ video will be judged, and possibly win you $10,000.

Roland Emmerich makes pure popcorn movies. That isn’t necessarily a bad thing, as there’s definitely a place in film for that kind of entertainment.

This week’s Movie Poster Frenzy goes out to Jessica Alba — creepy eyes and all.