Movie Review
TMNT
Posted by Clayton L. White (stinky_booties@hotmail.com) on March 24, 2007
I’ll admit it: when I was six years old, my world revolved around the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Think about it - four overgrown turtles that are raised by a life-size rat that teaches them the way of the ninja…the possibilities are endless. I ate it up. The toys, clothes, movies, whatever - I had them all. As I have gotten older, I’ve revisited the movies and Saturday morning cartoon, and I’ve realized that this thing that I loved so much was so completely, and utterly stupid. Along comes TMNT to rub salt in the wounds.
This movie is ridiculously stupid. From the laughably bad voice work, to the overdone action sequences, to the horrible CGI work, I don’t recommend this film to anyone. Sure, kids will want to see it, and many people my age will probably want to revisit their childhoods, but ultimately everyone will be disappointed. You know the characters, so there is no need for me to go into that. As far as the story goes, I really can’t say; I was lost within the first 30 seconds. Basically four giant turtles tear ass through New York City for about an hour and a half. Nothing significant happens; people get beat up, monsters get locked up, whatever. The film is redundant, lifeless, and pathetic. If I had to say something good about it, I would say that it does go by quickly, and there are enough action scenes to keep you and your children entertained throughout, but you won’t remember any of it when you get home.
TMNT is further proof that Hollywood is convinced that America’s children are idiots. Coming only a few months after an intelligent family film like Bridge to Terabithia, this movie banishes all hope that Hollywood may be trying to rise out of the gutter. Please don’t fuel their fire. Don’t spend the money on trash like this. Stay at home and rent E.T. or something. We don’t need to give those pricks in the studios any more of a reason to put out crap like this.
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2 Comments
March 25th, 2007 at 3:29 pm
I really want to comment on the article posted by C. White regarding the TMNT movie. The review giving is not only inaccurate it’s ridiculous. Having seen the movie I clearly understood the plot. In fact, my 4 year old son could as well. It incorporated everything that is good about a movie. It had an excellent story line, entertaining characters, humor, action and a great twist at the end. Sure I would rate this as good as the previous movies, but it was still very entertaining. It’s funny it was mentioned that the reviewer lost interest in the first thirty seconds, since that has a very minor inclusion to the overall plot. Several movies begin in a similar way. Anyways, sorry for the rant but I had to comment. For anyone interested feel free to contact me for a helpful review, I’d be happy to help.
March 26th, 2007 at 10:51 am
I’m glad that you and your son enjoyed the film. My son and I did not.