Donkey Punch is Exactly What You Think It Is

Posted by Robert Fure (robert@filmschoolrejects.com) on June 23, 2008

Today I can cross off one of my life’s goals - write a legitimate article about Donkey Punching. If you’re not sure what that is, can I recommend googling up some videos and images? Tee-hee!

Donkey Punch is an upcoming thriller from the UK about a group of kids out enjoying a lovely weekend of sailing, drinking, drugs, and of course, sex. Now, judging from the various posters available, I’m guessing and, now I don’t want to ruin this for you, but in the midst of sex someone is going to get donkey punched overboard and into a propeller. At least, that’s how I remember it happening on my last vaca-. . . I mean it’s what I guess would be likely.

So anyways, awkwardly moving on, after one of our party kids bites the dust, its safe to assume that everyone bears some level of guilt and they all go about trying to figure out the appropriate way to get out of this without suffering any punishment. And any time that happens, nearly everyone is sure to die.

Take a look at the tasteful poster and if you want, head to the official site to try and watch the trailer. I found the “unique” presentation style of the trailer, in a tiered style, to be annoying, refusing to load, and I left the page. Hope you have better luck!

Regardless of trailer troubles, I would definitely give this film a shot as I enjoy boats, donkeys, punches and sex - in that order.

Poster art courtesy of Shock, trailer can be found via the Official Site

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