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Unauthorized Photo of Kevin Carr’s Baby Leaked!
Posted by Brian C. Gibson (brian@filmschoolrejects.com) on May 7, 2008
While Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are still counting their $6 million they grabbed from tabloids for the first photos of their babies, FSR’s resident Fat Guy Kevin Carr is helping his family avoid the paparazzi clamoring to get the first snapshot of his newborn son.
Reports have leaked out from an undisclosed location that Kevin and his wife Carolyn have welcomed a new baby boy into the world at 8:30 a.m. on Wednesday, May 7.
The family was disturbed by the overwhelming number of photographers, news cameras and helicopters circling the hospital where the baby was born. The police were called in to disperse crowds. Tear gas was used. It was anarchy.
Even in the flurry of media, a few slipped through the cracks and have jeopardized the delicate nature of whoring out your children for cold, hard cash.
The Carrs have already received an undisclosed lump sum cash payment from Film School Rejects for the exclusive first photos of Nicholas Ronon Carr. However, due to a glitch in security, one paparazzi managed to sneak into the maternity ward and snap these images before being arrested, booked and taken to a dingy jail somewhere in the backwoods of Ohio.
In the interest of protecting its investment in exclusive celebrity baby photos, FSR has decided to print these images, which are sure to surface on the internet elsewhere…
Keep watching Film School Rejects for more updates on Baby Carr, including the real first photographs of the child and the upcoming Annie Liebowitz photo spread.
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14 Comments
May 7th, 2008 at 6:55 pm
Congrats on the little one. Obviously you had on a Michael Bay movie to get such a big yawn out of the Little Nicky. Nice Buffalo shirt, and good luck losing the baby weight.
May 7th, 2008 at 7:08 pm
El Bicho I think you meant to get “such an amazing shriek of entertainment” for Michael Bay (AWESOME).
May 7th, 2008 at 7:19 pm
You know, looking back on this, we should have somehow tied this in with the movie Twilight… Then we would have all of the Twi-moms over here crooning over Kev’s baby. That could have been fun.
Oh well, welcome to the Reject family, little Nicholas. We look forward to corrupting you soon.
May 7th, 2008 at 7:34 pm
The Dingy Backwood Jail just so happened to be located in Akron..
What a terrible terrible hive of scum and villainy.
May 7th, 2008 at 8:07 pm
Huzzah! Any chance Nicholas will be heckling at next year’s Sci-Fi marathon?
Thought so.
Congrats Carrs!
May 7th, 2008 at 8:56 pm
Congrats!!!!!!!!
Very funny pictures.
Btw I just saw the same leaked photo on TMZ. ??
May 7th, 2008 at 10:23 pm
Michael Bay is awesome!
Also @ Neil:
That twilight thing isn’t such a bad idea! Lord knows Slashfilm is having a problem with them.
May 7th, 2008 at 10:42 pm
Congrats Kevin.
I officially BELIEVE you’ve had sex before.
May 7th, 2008 at 10:48 pm
wow, I believe the child’s first words will be “Michael Bay” thus followed by “Awesome!”
Congrats Kev.
May 7th, 2008 at 11:14 pm
Congratulations on your beautiful son. Sorry to learn the pictures they were leaked to TMZ.
Is it true that Neil is trying to sign up the baby as an unpaid intern?
May 7th, 2008 at 11:35 pm
How many diggs is this article going to get. Don’t spoil the kid so early. Congrats.
May 8th, 2008 at 8:57 am
Congrats!
May 8th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
Can we make “FSR Baby Pictures” an official, ongoing feature?
May 8th, 2008 at 7:32 pm
Oh he’s adorable - the baby, not Kevin. ;)
Congrats!