Some Common Sense About the Watchmen Lawsuit

Posted by Dr. Cole Abaius (cole.abaius@filmschoolrejects.com) on January 11, 2009

Everybody Just Coo-ooool Out.

Ever since the Watchmen legal troubles began, I’ve been a sort of paraiah amongst a few colleagues and friends because I’m that rare breed of person who 1) is a giant Watchmen fan and B) thinks that Fox is totally justified in their legal case against Warner Bros. Now, amongst a ton of insanity that flies screaming from websites, television programs, and judicial benches, I’d like to offer some common sense.

Calm down. The movie will get released. On time. And fans won’t have to suffer while Warners does. How can I say this with such confidence? Because there are only three scenarios that can play out – and I offer them to you for your consideration alongside the winners and losers of each:

Scenario One: Fox Wins in Court and Cans Watchmen

If it heads all the way to court, Fox is going to win. The fans can feel that Fox is being a Big Meanie, but Fox is in the legal right. When they win the case, they have two options and one of them is to shelve the film permanently – showing the same sort of interest in it that they’ve previously had in the project. If that happens, Fox will win a moral victory, but high horses don’t pay the rent, and shelved films don’t make money.

Winners: No one.

Losers: Fox, Warner Bros., The Fans

Scenario Two: Fox Wins in Court and Releases Watchmen

Their other option after winning is releasing the film. There’s no telling what effect knowledge of the lawsuit will have on the release, but it’ll probably be negligible. Thus, the film will make a ton of money for Fox after having to do absolutely nothing in the way of fronting funds or putting forth effort. From a business standpoint, it’s basically free money.

Winners: Fox, The Fans

Losers: Warner Bros.

Scenario Three: Fox and Warner Bros. Settle Out of Court

We’re hearing reports that settlement talks are going well – for whatever that’s worth. It’s difficult to know if that’s true or actually matters until we get definite word that a settlement has been reached. Of course, the only added value of settling out of court for Fox is the public relations points it will earn a company that looks a lot like Corporate Darth Vader right now. That faux-appeal to humanity could be worth the money they’d lose by striking a deal – especially considering the road they’ve taken to the court room. An ounce of goodwill can sometimes go further than multi-million dollar ad campaigns. However, striking the deal would lower the amount Fox can make through the film’s release.

Winners: Fox, Warner Bros., The Fans

Losers: No one.

Common Sense Time

Since these are the only logical scenarios that can take place, and considering the winners and losers of each, it seems clear that the film will be released. This year. Probably in March on schedule. So everyone can chill out, because the studios are (above all else) businesses. If the lawyers and representatives for Warner Bros. have any sense, they’ll realize they’ve lost the battle and can still semi-win the war by making back a portion of their film’s revenue above zero percent.

The ball is really in Fox’s court to decide how far to take the power play. Do they go for the jugular or attempt a PR turnaround?

And speaking of turnaround, if you need a refresher as to how we came to this, brush up by checking out this old article about Turnaround – the legal loophole that leads to nebulous legal situations involving copyrights.

The bottom line is that both sides want to win, and the only way they do that is by maximizing profits. The only way to do that is to release the film – and to release it will the buzz for it is at its apex which means sending it to the eyeballs of fans soon.


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  • kheas
    thanks for the dose of reality Cole. I know that Fox has the legal right, but really they have shown no interest in the movie AT ALL until it was well on its way. If they didn't think it was going to make money to start with, then why be so loud about the issue.
    I know that money is what this world is all about but for once can a major company make a decision based on moral ground instead of a financial one. If they were not interested in the film, then let someone else have a go. If it works, great, maybe they need to re-evaluate they're approach to movie making, if it doesn't work, then OK, no loss for them. I know its not REALLY that simple, but wouldn't it be nice...
    I really hope that FOX and Warner see the light and make nice in order to release this film. We all know how cool its gonna be. Then again, I hope the hype doesn't have the same effect a similar hype had on a certain whip wielding adventurer...
  • Also don't forget, no matter how right they are in this instance, Fox are, overall, seen as bad guys in the movie and television industry. While that does technically have no bearing here, it does mean their best case scenario would be Scenario Number 3, it would almost be like they've "seen the light" in most peoples eyes (not enough to drop the suit altogether, since they have every right to this suit, but enough to let the movie come out in March) and it'll generate a decent amount of good buzz for a company that long ago proved to the world how heartless it could be with certain things.
  • Nevernude
    This whole "debacle" is pretty simple to me, as it should be to everyone. Fox are simply being douchebags. simple.
    In a court of law, as you stated, fox will win this lawsuit. However, i really do wish fox re-evaluate what the fuck they are doing. Its time fox stopped producing shitty "comedies" and start taking their movie producing acumen fuckin seriously. If they wanted nothing to do with Watchmen while dedicated, commited people run around trying to write scripts, sign on actors/actresses, commit time and effort to something they dearly love, they really should fuck off.
    Stop your meddling Fox. nobody cares when you meddled with your own movie (babylon AD, wolverine etc..), but this continued drive to fuck up entertainment and creativity for others has got to fucking stop.
  • You should relabel this article as "Shut the hell up: The Watchmen Lawsuit" and make a weekly column whereby you tell people to shut the f*** up on various issues. But, instead of doing a "WTF" or a "Boiling Point" where you use some reason behind your conviction, you instead just tell people the shut the f*** then conclude your article.
  • John S.
    Does anybody else besides me believe that if Fox gets their hands on this film, they'll try to edit it down to PG-13, to get the kiddies in the theatre? This is why I don't want Fox anywhere near my Watchmen. Because of their capability to make shitty films.
  • Nevernude
    I firmly agree with your brotha.
    I really wish WB, not Fox, made movies such as the upcoming Wolverine, so we can get some pure badassery from wolvie.
  • You should relabel this article as "Shut the hell up: The Watchmen Lawsuit" and make a weekly column whereby you tell people to shut the f*** up on various issues. But, instead of doing a "WTF" or a "Boiling Point" where you use some reason behind your conviction, you instead just tell people the shut the f*** up, thereby introducing and concluding your article in one shot.
  • You should relabel this article as "Shut the hell up: The Watchmen Lawsuit" and make a weekly column whereby you tell people to shut the f*** up on various issues. But, instead of doing a "WTF" or a "Boiling Point" where actual reason is used behind a particular conviction, you instead just tell people the shut the f*** up, thereby introducing and concluding your article in one shot.
  • I can see where your coming from Cole but I just can't get over the timing issue which reeks of bastardyness. And I'm not that precious about Watchmen.
  • Joey
    I'm getting really tired of hearing all this Watchmen bullshit. This movie looks GARBAGE!!! I'd be glad if the movie doesn't come out at all.
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