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Recently, I caught an old episode of the series E! True Hollywood Story, profiling porno megastar Jenna Jameson. The show gave both the supporters and critics of Jameson’s career a chance to sound off.

In a rare alliance, conservative Christians and hard-core feminists found themselves on the same side of the issue, chiding Jameson for her career choice.

Near the end of the program, the question was posed whether Jenna Jameson was going to go to Heaven or Hell (like it’s our choice). The conservative Christians said she was barreling down the road to Hell. Yet, Jameson’s porn comrade Brianna Banks insisted that she’d be going to Heaven because she’s such a nice person.

I don’t think it’s our place to decide the immortal fate of others, but this did make me wonder… if Jenna Jameson goes to Heaven, would her breasts join her? Or would the silicone jugs be left with her mortal coil?