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The Ten Greatest Fictional Secret Agents of All-Time
Posted by Kevin Carr (kevin@filmschoolrejects.com) on June 15, 2008
The movies this week are getting everyone to look over their shoulders. Not only are we afraid the Guru Pitka is stalking us, but we’re also getting paranoid that some secret agent is going to swoop down and shoot us in the head.
Well, maybe that’s just me. But it got me thinking of secret agents, ‘cause they’re just so cool in the movies. So here’s my picks for my favorite secret agents from film (and a few from TV because their level of cool was just too much to ignore).
Flame on!
10. Xander Cage from xXx
I don’t care how many movies like The Pacifier he makes, Vin Diesel is one cool badass. And as the edgy secret agent for Generation X, he definitely made his mark. But please note that this doesn’t include Ice Cube from the lame sequel.
9. Derek Flint from Our Man Flint and In Like Flint
These films are so steeped in the 60s, they’re barely understandable, but they are a product of an era. As early spoofs of the James Bond films, they had their place, and they also inspired Mike Myers to create the Austin Powers character.
8. Nikita Taylor from La Femme Nikita
I’ll give a special nod to the French original, but I also dearly loved Bridget Fonda in the American remake (even if the movie itself was just okay), and Peta Wilson on TV was ultra-hot, paving the way for other modern secret agents from the not-so-weaker sex.
7. Carmen and Juni Cortez from the Spy Kids series
What can be cooler than kids that are secret agents? Sure, in the lukewarm Agent Cody Banks, Frankie Muniz proved that even he could make the spy game dorky, but Robert Rodriguez took two young pups and made them into some of the coolest kid secret agents imaginable.
6. Austin Powers from the Austin Powers series
Okay, he’s creeping everyone out as the Guru Pitka, but Mike Myers created the ultimate secret agent spoof when he made the Austin Powers series. Utterly quotable and unbelievably funny, these movies turned the genre on its ear.
5. Maxwell Smart from Get Smart
We have yet to see if the feature film version of Get Smart is going to resonate with audiences, but the classic television show was memorable enough to land Agent 86 on our list.
4. Sydney Bristow from Alias
Here’s to the series that made Jennifer Garner’s career. And here’s to the character that reminded us that you can look sleek and sexy even though you’re kicking butt in the game of international espionage. Not only was it a good action show, but Sydney Bristow wore about an outfit for almost every fetish imaginable.
3. Jason Bourne from the Bourne series
He can kill a person with a book! What more could you want?
2. James Bond from the James Bond films
What list of secret agents would be complete without James Bond? Pick your favorite actor, but we’re going to give the biggest nod to Sean Connery for creating the role. With more than 20 films under the character’s belt, the series has persevered to this day, and I can’t wait for the next film, dorky title or not.
1. Jack Bauer from 24
Jack Bauer is the ultimate secret agent because he refuses to play by the rules, has no qualms about torturing anyone he wants and manages to go rogue at least twice a day. He’s not going to top everyone’s list, but I’m just too scared of him to leave him out of the #1 spot.
Honorable Mention
Ethan Hunt from Mission: Impossible
Oh, if only it wasn’t Tom Cruise who brought the role to the big screen. Bring back the spirit of the old TV show, and the whole team would have made the list.
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9 Comments
June 15th, 2008 at 7:19 pm
Kevin, Jack Bauer is not a secret agent. He may be more of a badass than anyone else on the list, and he did do some covert operations when he was in special forces, but he’s a regular field agent who just happens to save the country on six separate occasions.
June 15th, 2008 at 9:00 pm
jason Bourne wasn’t a spy in the movies, he was an assassin. maybe if you’re going by the novels, you might be able to call him a spy but that’s a stretch
June 15th, 2008 at 10:41 pm
There’s a difference between spies and secret agents. A spy is a secret agent, but a secret agent doesn’t have to be a spy.
I don’t know about Jack Bauer, although he has the same initials as James Bond and Jason Bourne, but Bourne is a secret agent in his role as assassin. He’s an unidentifiable, NOC agent that’s in the field if needed for a kill. Even he doesn’t know his real name. That’s double-super-secret.
And I have security clearance, so I ought to know. Alright, I’m headed back into the secret ante-chambers below the Washington Monument now.
June 16th, 2008 at 1:53 am
Jason Bourne being my favorite. Loved all the parts.
June 16th, 2008 at 2:50 am
Another Honorable mention would be John Steed, played by Patrick Macnee from The Avengers, The original 1960’s British show, not that crappy 1998 remake.
June 16th, 2008 at 6:17 am
Jack Bauer worked plenty of undercover cases, surely that’d qualify him as a secret agent? In season 3 he was a drug addict BECAUSE of being undercover (and still managed to kick ass, even though going through withdrawal)
June 16th, 2008 at 11:23 am
Well, if that’s the case then we can call any undercover agent ever in a movie a secret agent. How about Donnie Brasco?
And if we’re not worried about what the exact definition of what a secret agent is, then why not throw Indiana Jones into the mix? That’s the kind of character Lucas was going for. Adventurous man called upon the government to go on a special mission to save the world from Nazis?
June 16th, 2008 at 8:12 pm
Jason Bourne should be higher. He’d crush ANY James Bond.
June 16th, 2008 at 11:41 pm
Emma Peel.