Drinking Games: Live Free or Drink Hard!

Posted by Kevin Carr (kevin@filmschoolrejects.com) on July 2, 2007

It’s been twelve years since Bruce Willis kicked ass as John McClane. And that means those snot-nosed little kids who watched the earlier R-rated films on cable and VHS for years are now old enough to drink while watching this latest installment.

Grab a few beers or a bottle of rum and enjoy the peak of big summer action films as McClane takes on cyber-terrorists with the help of Justin “I’m a Mac” Long. Who won’t need a drink after seeing these two together?

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t drink while you hack.

TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER….
John McClane gets hurt
One of the lines of dialogue has been changed to get a PG-13 rating
Someone gets shot
John McClane kills a bad guy (2 drinks)
Someone takes a fall or a hit so bad it would kill a normal person, but they recover with nary a scratch (3 drinks)

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…
An explosion
A person on a TV screen or computer monitor
A car or truck with its wheels off the ground

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS
“McClane”
“computer”
“hack,” “hacked” or “hacking”
“terror,” “terrorist” or “terrorism”

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHENEVER…
Someone says “Yippee-ki-yay…”

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