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It’s the gayest week in American cinema here at the end of July. We can either choose to watch John Travolta cross dress in a fat suit, or we can watch Adam Sandler and Kevin James almost make out in “I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry.” It’s enough to drive someone to drink.

So in honor of Adam Sandler’s return to low-brow humor, FSR’s Kevin Carr gives you a drinking game to make things a little more palatable in the theaters.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly and don’t get drunk and run off to a Canadian wedding chapel with your best friend.

TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER….
Adam Sandler yells
Jessica Biel looks hot
Kevin James mentions his dead wife
An actor has a cameo
Two men or two women kiss

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…
Fire
Jessica Biel’s cleavage
A naked or near-naked dude
A rainbow flag

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS
“gay”
“faggot”
“marry” or “married”
“circle”

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHENEVER…
Someone gets married.