Drinking Games: Get Super-Drunk to Superbad

Posted by Kevin Carr (kevin@filmschoolrejects.com) on August 17, 2007

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God bless Judd Apatow for ushering in a new slate of R-rated comedies. We got trashed watching Katherine Heigl take it from Seth Rogan in Knocked Up earlier this year. Now, we’re going to offer a toast to Superbad.

How much you’ll enjoy Superbad is in direct correlation to how much alcohol is in your system. And if you haven’t hit happy hour before the flick starts, you might find one of those classy theaters that serves cheap beer during the show. Take a swig from your laundry jugs for this soon-to-be classic drinking game.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly… unless you’re cops with guns, in which case you can do whatever you want.

TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER….
Someone drinks
Someone smokes
There’s a slow-motion shot
Seth (Johan Hill) yells at someone

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…
A picture of a penis
An actor from Knocked Up or Hot Rod

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS
“fuck,” “fucked” or “fucking”
“vagina” (or other vaginal euphemism)
“McLovin”

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHENEVER…
A nerd actually gets some action

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  • Phil
    but that means I'll actually have to watch that piece of crap known as Hot Rod to know which actors were in it
  • We'll make it easy for you... here's an impromptu drinking game that will make Hot Rod better for you....

    While watching "Hot Rod," chug your drink whenever Rod doesn't land a stunt.

    Happy alcohol poisoning ;-)
  • Ron Wunner
    The previous games are lame! Here is one I made around 1992. Enjoy...and call an ambulance first!

    Monty Python and the Holy Grail:
    The Drinking Game

    By: Ron J. Wunner and a trained moose.


    To play this game you and several of your friends (who posses a sense of humor) will require a copy of the funniest movie ever made (The Grrrail !), a generous amount of your favorite alcoholic beverage… and 100 Mexican Whooping Llamas.

    Drink whenever:

    1. anyone rides an imaginary horse.
    2. twice if he dismounts.
    5. no, 3. The King speaks and is totally ignored by someone.
    4. there is a castle on the screen. (real, animated, or “just a model”)
    5. anyone mentions a swallow. (African or European)
    6. a cat screams.
    7. someone is “not quite dead.”
    8. a peasant knows more about politics than the King.
    9. the Black Knight gets seriously wounded and shrugs it off.
    10. a group of monks chants in Latin.
    11. a villager wants to “BURN” someone.
    12. Bedimir lifts his visor to speak.
    13. twice if he talks with it down.
    14. thrice if he lifts it and doesn’t speak.
    15. a Frenchman taunts Englishmen.
    16. twice if he “taunts them a second time.”
    17. any animal (live or wooden) is thrown from a catapult.
    18. someone runs away.
    19. anyone exclaims “right!”
    20. God speaks or is mentioned. (this includes Lord and JESUS CHRIST!)
    21. there is an animated “butt” on the screen.
    22. someone says “Ni!”
    23. twice if it causes pain to anyone.
    24. there is any reference to a chicken. (spoken or otherwise)
    25. there is a dramatic musical chord. (i.e. …a shrubbery! (Ta Daa!))
    26. anyone mentions a shrub, shrubbery, or being a shrubber.
    27. a knight “soils” his armor.
    28. twice if he does it again.
    29. King Arthur counts “five.”
    30. Sir Bedimir mispronounces something.
    31. there is much rejoicing.
    32. Tim the Enchanter blows up something just for the hell of it.
    33. a guard doesn’t understand his orders.
    34. a guard hiccups.
    35. Sir Launcelot kills an innocent person for no good reason, in his…idiom.
    36. anyone says “grail.”


    Serious players may choose to instate the one and only applicable rule when watching a movie of this magnitude; anyone who attempts to “quote” a line from the film and screws it up must finish an entire beverage.

    NOTE: The creator of this game has been sacked!
  • Anon.
    And if you want to get really fucked up... take a drink every time there is a penis or vagina reference.
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